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Originally posted by Spark
you mean moody don;t you??? 
...all men are moody
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...all men are moody
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Ha haha.....Older men are much better buddy. Women want more than the 30 seconds you offerOriginally posted by bover1dont play coy dog with kaz.......just tell him about your feelings for me.............. ........tell him you dont have a thing for old guys anymore it was just a phase.............
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Good Morning Peeps!!!"Calling an illegal alien an 'undocumented immigrant'
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Morning Jimmy!
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A little joke to start the day
Subject: HowTo Tell A Woman's Age
Subject: FEELING YOUR AGE...
A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"
"About 32," is the reply.
"Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.
A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question.
The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29."
The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50."
Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the clerk this burning question.
The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."
Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!"
While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.
He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, b ut it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra. Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."
They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."
He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.
After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?"
He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, "Madam, you are 50."
Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how could you tell?"
The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?"
"I promise I won't." she says.
"I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
I thought it was funny
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Originally posted by BillMill71
He's in Florida on vacationQuestions, comments, complaints:
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Originally posted by griffey_mojo
Glad to here NateQuestions, comments, complaints:
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Morning EveryoneComment
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morning all.2013 NCAA POD Record
8-3ATS +3.80 units
2013 NFL POD Record
1-2 ATS -4.50 unitsComment
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morning all. cold ass windy rainy day here in okcComment
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Originally posted by kbsooner21
same here, rainy and shittyQuestions, comments, complaints:
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Hey Dime, I heard Mickey D's brought the McRib back just for you? Any truth to this rumor??Comment
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Oh, thanks.Originally posted by jcindaville
JC where is your new avatar? The one you have is quite sickening by now2012 - 2013 NCAAF
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It's ummmm......Sunny and 70 degrees here in beautiful Cali. Suppose to be 70 for the next three days and then the temp drops....To a chilly 64 for the next week.....Brrrrrrrrrrr
Going to go golfing this morning, I think I have a clean short sleeve shirt to wear....See ya laters.
Do ya miss it here yet Megpie? And no I'm not getting into the "girl out of Cali" discussion again! Bwhaa
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I lived in tahoe before i moved out here...it's snowing there now...i kinda like the fact that there are actully seasons out hereOriginally posted by KazDogIt's ummmm......Sunny and 70 degrees here in beautiful Cali. Suppose to be 70 for the next three days and then the temp drops....To a chilly 64 for the next week.....Brrrrrrrrrrr
Going to go golfing this morning, I think I have a clean short sleeve shirt to wear....See ya laters.
Do ya miss it here yet Megpie? And no I'm not getting into the "girl out of Cali" discussion again! Bwhaa
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It's always noon somewhere! 
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