Urgent Please Read/respond!!!!

[jcindaville]

Charlie and Rook share one thing in common, they both have nice front porches

[jcindaville]

This is for Rook the ELITIST






























WHY NOTRE DAME SUCKS

1. Notre Dame hasn't won a bowl game in their last 8 attempts. And they've only been to 27 bowl games.

2. Notre Dame's fan base consists predominantly of fans who couldn't get into Notre Dame and have no idea where South Bend is on a map.

3. Notre Dame has a losing bowl record. And they've only been to 27 bowl games.

4. Notre Dame's Heisman winners are the product of popularity contests, not the product of the best performance by football players.

5. Similarly, Notre Dame's "national championships" are the result of popularity, and not the result of being the best team. You can be popular without being good. For example, consider the popularity of McDonald's and soccer.

6. Notre Dame's record in the past 50 years isn't in the top 10.

7. Notre Dame fans cite their record of excellence, despite most of their success occurring when the Charleston was popular.

8. The fight song is just terrible. Fortunately, we only have to hear it before the game.

9. Notre Dame has had major NCAA violations and went on probation for two years.

10. Notre Dame has had several incidents of racism.

11. Notre Dame represents itself as THE Catholic institution of higher learning, which is arrogant and untrue. There are many fine Catholic universities, such as Boston College and Georgetown.

12. Notre Dame represents itself as THE Catholic football factory. Perhaps someone should inform the Domers that recently, Boston College has the better record. And Boston College has faced a tougher schedule.

13. Firing Ty Willingham after 3 years, yet letting Faust stay on for 5 years. If you say this is a case of Notre Dame learning from their mistakes, then realize that Willingham had a better first year than Weis.

14. Hiring George O'Leary.

15. Joe Theismann.

16. Changing the pronounciation of one's surname from THEEZ-man to rhyme with Heisman. What a sellout!

17. Afraid to join a conference like the Big Ten. Could it be because Notre Dame has a losing record against the Big Ten since 1994?

18. Holier than thou attitude.

19. Fourth and short Jesus.

20. Exclusive TV contract with NBC, yet ever-forgetful of what Christ said: "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God" (Matthew 19:24).

21. Notre Dame is always overrated by pollsters in pre-season polls, as evidenced by this study.

22. Notre Dame is always overrated in final polls, as evidenced by their bowl record. And they've only been to 27 bowl games.

23. The favoritism shown towards Notre Dame by media idiots like Beano Cook and Tom Lemming.

24. The Notre Dame hype machine.

25. That this is the only top 25 list Notre Dame deserves to be on.

[10DimeBry]

MM is prolly the biggest tool on this site.

[jcindaville]

I think musclemann's new avatar fits him perfectly ...



http://www.bettorschat.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=129380

Musclehead

[jcindaville]

me too, but i'm in a 1 person only keeper.

i'm keeping Howard.

here is my team:

I-rod
R howard
P polanco
J rollins
R braun
V-ladd
Carlos lee
B abreu
H matsui
h pence

e bedard
c sabathia
t. gorgeazlanny
oliver perez
r oswalt


Matsui is having a good year, wish i still had him
t jones
d weathers

Team looks good

[jcindaville]

You dont want none, unless you want another beating like LSU gave you

[kbsooner21]

I think musclemann's new avatar fits him perfectly ...



http://www.bettorschat.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=129380

[Spark]

I think musclemann's new avatar fits him perfectly ...



http://www.bettorschat.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=129380

[10DimeBry]

A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In
Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the Same
one
twice.'

The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to
pieces.


He says, 'In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't
need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in
one
gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the
Mexican and the Iraqi.



Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,
she says, 'In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that
we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

God Bless America !

bwahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now thats funny

[kbsooner21]

[TheRook]

Here ya go JC....

[Spark]

A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a redneck girl are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In
Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the Same
one
twice.'

The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws his
glass into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to
pieces.


He says, 'In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't
need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The redneck girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in
one
gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her 45, and shoots the
Mexican and the Iraqi.



Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,
she says, 'In America we have so many illegal Mexicans and Arabs that
we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.'

God Bless America !

[TheRook]

Good job, i love men

Homo

[kbsooner21]

Is Doc still in the cellar

[10DimeBry]

Good job, i love keeper leagues

me too, but i'm in a 1 person only keeper.

i'm keeping Howard.

here is my team:

I-rod
R howard
P polanco
J rollins
R braun
V-ladd
Carlos lee
B abreu
H matsui
h pence

e bedard
c sabathia
t. gorgeazlanny
oliver perez
r oswalt
t jones
d weathers