[QUOTE][Q: You're stranded on an island with a cannibal, a murderer, and a Notre Dame fan. You have a gun, but there are only two bullets left. Who do you shoot?
A: The Notre Dame fan (twice.)/QUOTE]
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This is so true
[QUOTE][Q: You're stranded on an island with a cannibal, a murderer, and a Notre Dame fan. You have a gun, but there are only two bullets left. Who do you shoot?
A: The Notre Dame fan (twice.)/QUOTE]
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Originally posted by TheRook
Good by then Simms will be QB and you all can watch another REAL Quarterback
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Darryl i am laughing so hard im gonna cryOriginally posted by longnex These are friggen great
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Originally posted by jcindaville You dont want none, unless you want another beating like LSU gave you
Trust me...we ain't skerred.
You might get your wish in 2010.Leave a comment:
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Q: What's the difference between the Notre Dame football team and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead Fighting Irish fan in the road?
A: The dead skunk has skid marks before it.
Q: You're stranded on an island with a cannibal, a murderer, and a Notre Dame fan. You have a gun, but there are only two bullets left. Who do you shoot?
A: The Notre Dame fan (twice.)
Q: What do you get when a groundhog sees a Notre Dame fan?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
Q: How many pallbearers do you need for a Notre Dame alumni funeral?
A: Two. A garbage can only has two handles
Q: Why wasn't Jesus born in South Bend?
A: They couldn't find Three Wise Men or a Virgin.
Q: What do a call a 250 lb. Notre Dame Cheerleader?
A: Anorexic.
Q: What do Notre Dame fans and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: How do you get a Notre Dame Grad off your front porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
Q: What is a Notre Dame Grad's favorite line?
A: Do you want fries with that?
Q: Why did O.J. hide in South Bend after killing his wife?
A: No one would ever think of looking for a football player there.Leave a comment:
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Q: Did you hear about the two Notre Dame fans who froze to death at the drive-in movie?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter."
Q: Did you hear that two of the Notre Dame playbooks were stolen?
A: Charlie Weiss is very upset. He didn't even finish coloring them.
Q: What did the ND football player get on his final exam?
A: Drool.
Q: What is the difference between a Notre Dame fan and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.
Q: What's the difference between the Notre Dame cheerleaders and the Titanic?
A: Only a couple thousand people went down on the titanic.
Q: What do the Fighting Irish and Marijuana have in common?
A: They both get smoked in a bowl.
Q: Where do you go to in Indiana when there is a chance of a tornado?
A: Notre Dame Stadium. I hear they never get a touchdown there!
Q: How do you get a Notre Dame cheerleader pregnant?
A: Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
Q: Why has the Notre Dame recruiting fallen on hard times?
A: The new coach found out that the SAT score of 900 was individual, not cumulative!Leave a comment:
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Rook is working hard on his comeback
TheRook
It's STILL Gonna Happen!
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Originally posted by longnex
Morning Darryl, help me make fun of Notre Dame today.
Its really easy
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Originally posted by 10DimeBry
Rook is the littlest tool on this site
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