KbSooner is drinking in a New York bar with fat asses BillMill and Dimer, when he gets a call on his
cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of
drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to
a typical Oklahoma Sooner baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
Oklahoma fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average back home,
folks, like I said, my boy's a typical Oklahoma Sooner baby boy. Gonna be an
OU football player."
Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of
"WOW!" One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't you
the father of that typical Oklahoma Sooner baby that weighed 25 pounds at
birth?
Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks So, how much
does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What happened?
He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
The Oklahoma father takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes his lips on his
shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,
I believe he mispoke. Should read JCregretsgivingmeAMNESTY that means you didn't want to forgive him for not voting for your you as President or voting for Brohm.
KbSooner is drinking in a New York bar with fat asses BillMill and Dimer, when he gets a call on his
cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of
drinks for everybody in the bar, announcing his wife has just given birth to
a typical Oklahoma Sooner baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
Oklahoma fan just shrugs and replies, "That's about average back home,
folks, like I said, my boy's a typical Oklahoma Sooner baby boy. Gonna be an
OU football player."
Congratulations showered him from all around, amid many exclamations of
"WOW!" One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, aren't you
the father of that typical Oklahoma Sooner baby that weighed 25 pounds at
birth?
Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks So, how much
does he weigh now?"
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What happened?
He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
The Oklahoma father takes a slow swig of his beer, wipes his lips on his
shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,
"Had him circumcised!!
Hopefully the scholarship you are hoping to get him won't be lost as part of the many sanctions. Good Luck
I believe he mispoke. Should read JCregretsgivingmeAMNESTY that means you didn't want to forgive him for not voting for your you as President or voting for Brohm.
FYI - Florida State 3rd best recruiting class of 2006.
Their coach is older than dirt. Just like JoePa, as long as those old coots are there they wont be winning their conference, much less a national championship
Their coach is older than dirt. Just like JoePa, as long as those old coots are there they wont be winning their conference, much less a national championship
They routinely have a top 5 class and do nothing with it. I do agree Bowden needs to go by he is infinately better than any coach Louisville has ever had!
BTW, the Noles won their conference two years ago, beating VaTech in the title game.
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