Urgent Please Read/respond!!!!

[kbsooner21]

well have a good weekend everyone the fat kid is outta here

Peace

[10DimeBry]

Peace

yeah you too ronnie

[jcindaville]

Q: Did you hear that the governor's mansion in Frankfort, Kentucky burned down?
A: Yep. near took out the whole trailer park.

A new law recently passed in Kentucky: When a couple gets divorced, they're still brother and sister.

Q: What's the best thing to ever come out of Kentucky?
A: I-65.

Two Kentuckians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other, and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, "Hey Tommy Dean, what'cha got in th' bag?"
"Jus' some chickens."
"If I guesses how many they are, can I have one?"
"Shoot, ya guesses right and I'll give you both of them."
"OK. Ummmmm . . . five?"

Q: What do a divorce in Kentucky, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
A: Somebody's fixin' to lose them a trailer.

A Kentuckian came home and found his house on fire, rushed next door, telephoned the fire department and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"
"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"
"Say, don't you still have those big red trucks?"

Q: Why do folks in Kentucky go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more?
A: 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted.

Q: What do you get when you have 32 Kentuckians in the same room?
A: A full set of teeth.

Q: What's long and hard on a Kentucky football player?
A: First grade

I hate you, and now i know i am not coming to Vegas, the wife just told me last night that i should go.......... Dick


Wait till you post your MLB picks today, remember that picture you like so much. You might be seeing it again

[jcindaville]

well have a good weekend everyone the fat kid is outta here

Have fun you ass

[BettorsChat]

Its the thing you suck on when i visit

If you ever visited you would be 6 feet under

[BettorsChat]

Hey JC ... Who Is This "Upscaled" Girl From Kentucky Girl?

JC grew a foot and gained about 50lbs

[BettorsChat]

Trust me it's gone. Haven't had my hair this short in 8 years at least

[jcindaville]

If you ever visited you would be 6 feet under

Visit Indiana?? 6 feet under?? What are you talking about Willis

[jcindaville]

JC grew a foot and gained about 50lbs

And my head has a Detroit lean to the left

[BettorsChat]

Visit Indiana?? 6 feet under?? What are you talking about Willis

figures

[Ldawg]

Mornin' brother Jc and Adminihole .... Mont where's ur galpal Megnuts ?

[jcindaville]

Mornin' brother Jc and Adminihole .... Mont where's ur galpal Megnuts ?

Afternoon Dawg

[jcindaville]

figures

[Spark]

Amazingly simple home remedies:
1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don"t panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by simply using the sink or shower.

4. For high blood pressure sufferers simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget all about the toothache.

8. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are: You only need two tools - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn"t move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn"t move and does, use the duct tape.

9. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

10. Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get another chance. And finally, be really nice to your family and friends; you never know when you might need them to empty your bedpan.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES..THEY ARE NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING, BUT THEY STILL BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.

[Ldawg]

PS- ask me about Nascar .... I hate MLB !