***What Does It Mean????***

[10DimeBry]

Bry, I kid you not. I was laughing so fuckin hard I couldn't click the mouse on the Quote button. My fucking hand was shaking.

sorry buddy thats too funny man. Waiting on a replay from Chuck Lazar !!!

[chinto]

Chinto is the name of a Chinese sailor who was stranded on Okinawa and lived in a cave. He would steel food from the local villagers. After the villagers complained to the emporer, the emporer sent his best guard Matsumura to find and kill Chinto. Matsumura found Chinto and they fought. Matsumura could not come close to hitting Chinto. They became friends and Matsumura went back and told the emporer that he killed Chinto. After that Matsumura would regularly return to the cave and bring Chinto food and supplies, in exchange Chinto taught Matsumura his art of combat. They became life-long friends. That's it.
My real name is Peter

[RJeremy]

Bry, I kid you not. I was laughing so fuckin hard I couldn't click the mouse on the Quote button. My fucking hand was shaking.

I was the exact same way. Except the president of my company was in my office sitting a chair facing me, and the back of the computer was facing him, so he couldn't see what was on my screen, and i just started busting out laughing. He's really cool, we're really good friends.

[jmarty6969]

how did i become lovedoc?
It was when i went into the doctors office for a physical
the doc told me to bend over
so i dropped my pants and bent over the table for him
i said doc what u checking out he said your prostate i ask him was it bad
i couldnt understand why both hands was on my shoulder..so i asked again doc
how r u checking me with no hands and he replied,,,,son i am the lovedoctor
that is how i got my name.....thanks everyone my ass is clean

[HOOTERGUY]

Hooterguy

do i really need to explain ? ( i luv when rip posts ) RJ good idea here . when i was reading the post i came across krunch's post & brought back some old memories of my softball day's in the 16 inch softball capitol of the WORLD ( if you know any thing about 16 inch softball you know where i am from ) krunch i hope your talking about hitting a 16 inch 300 feet & not a 12 inch . 12 inch is for people that cant play 16 inch . ( they need a glove ) hitting a 16 inch with offical bat 300 - 350 feet is a MONSTER KRUNCH . i myself used to krush the ball with open bat's ( with no fences ) then i had no choice but to change my swing to be a cutter. ( could put the ball where ever i wanted ) im sorry for rambling , but they were the best year's of my life . played 7 day's a week & tourney's EVERY WEEKEND . ( and divorce court lol ) can you guess where im from ?

[Homer]

how did i become lovedoc?
It was when i went into the doctors office for a physical
the doc told me to bend over
so i dropped my pants and bent over the table for him
i said doc what u checking out he said your prostate i ask him was it bad
i couldnt understand why both hands was on my shoulder..so i asked again doc
how r u checking me with no hands and he replied,,,,son i am the lovedoctor
that is how i got my name.....thanks everyone my ass is clean

Thanks for sharing that information Doc

[10DimeBry]

how did i become lovedoc?
It was when i went into the doctors office for a physical
the doc told me to bend over
so i dropped my pants and bent over the table for him
i said doc what u checking out he said your prostate i ask him was it bad
i couldnt understand why both hands was on my shoulder..so i asked again doc
how r u checking me with no hands and he replied,,,,son i am the lovedoctor
that is how i got my name.....thanks everyone my ass is clean

thanks marty i just barfed up my pizza hut all u can eat buffet!! Damn i shouldnt have eaten all that

[frankb03]

how did i become lovedoc?
It was when i went into the doctors office for a physical
the doc told me to bend over
so i dropped my pants and bent over the table for him
i said doc what u checking out he said your prostate i ask him was it bad
i couldnt understand why both hands was on my shoulder..so i asked again doc
how r u checking me with no hands and he replied,,,,son i am the lovedoctor
that is how i got my name.....thanks everyone my ass is clean

Marty that's some funny shit. LMAO

[frankb03]

i just barfed up my pizza hut all u can eat buffet!! Damn i shouldnt have eaten all that

They have those (Pizza Hut) in Ferris Buller, NY?

[geeze]

geeze is short for old geezer.

[griffey_mojo]

griffey-Ken Griffey Jr.
mojo- Captain Morgan+Orange Juice

real name - Nate

[phonepole]

I'm one of the "newbies" who never saw this thread before... thanks to Marty i wish I never did!!!

To my tale.... My first name was very creatively taken from most of my name.. then I decided if I changed my name maybe my luck would change.... I got this nickname when about 5 years ago, I was up late watching a Monday Night Football game i think it was the Jets vs. Dolphins where Vinny threw like 5 td passes in the 4th to come back from a 4 td deficit, i could be wrong, i was up awhile after that... next day coming home from work, a half hour drive i made it right around the corner from my house, i fell asleep behind the wheel, a 6 lane road with a 40mph limit so i was probably doing 50, i slammed right into a telephone pole... woke up, airbag powder and glass was everywhere, the car was wrapped around the bottom of the pole and the pole had cracked in half and the top half was on the roof of my car.... I ran out of that bitch! All I got was a little scratch on my finger i didn't even go to the hospital...the lights in town miles away went out or flickered.... my friends found out they all asked, that was you?????? What a feeling of power!! After that i'm very lucky to be here... could very easily have been watching you guys from above....
And.. i didn't like that car anyway... i took the insurance money from that and got my fully loaded Max!

I was gonna tell the Kaptainn that that kind of durability would make me a valuable part of the crew, if i wasn't already on.. I like my job of helping the actresses Charlie hired on (and off) with their wardrobes...

[WayneChung]

meisterchung

wayne fom the movie waynes world-PARTY ON DUDES.CHUNG BECAUSE I LOVE THE FAR WEST-geisha girls,egg rolls,kung foo,etc.one day while tripping on some orange sunshine i put the 2 words together and came up with waynechung-pretty cool huh-thats the kinda guy i am-my world rocks-your turn bad luck..

[rented mule]

I used to be a huge wrestling fan. The announcer, Jim Ross, always had these down home southern expressions that he used and one of them was "he's getting beaten like a rented mule". It always made me laugh for some reason, so I just chose it when I joined this board.

[rented mule]

I used to be a huge wrestling fan. The announcer, Jim Ross, always had these down home southern expressions that he used and one of them was "he's getting beaten like a rented mule". It always made me laugh for some reason, so I just chose it when I joined this board.

"Bleeding like a stuck pig always made me laugh too, so I could just as easily have been "stuck pig".