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Morning guys !!
KB, some of this is for you !!! LOL
ANDY ROONEY ON SEX!
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>1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big pecker or a good memory.... I don't remember what I chose.
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>2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
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>3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
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>4. Impotence: nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..."
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>5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
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>6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
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>7. There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
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>8. Virginity can be cured.
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>9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.
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>10. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
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>11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small.
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>12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
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>13. Question: What's an Australian kiss?
> Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
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>14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.
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>15. Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life?
> Answer: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
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>16. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
> Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.
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>17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!
>jc Wishes He Can Get A Goat
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Originally posted by ToDaClub View PostShit stirrer!!!
Rocky top, you'll always be..my fuck doll to me, good old sloppy top, I'm gonna fuck you silly!!Questions, comments, complaints:
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Originally posted by vols fan View PostI can't believe you have that cock suckers face in your avatar.Questions, comments, complaints:
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Originally posted by vols fan View PostI thought I was being nice. I really wanted to call him the next Tim Couch but I thought that would really light your fire!!Questions, comments, complaints:
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