Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[jcindaville]

Hymie has a self contained igloo he keeps in the backyard to remind him of his roots. Of course he's got A/C

[ToDaClub]

I know a lot of northern folk don't have AC in the house, I assume your rich ass does??

Every house has it up here. Other wise the igloo would melt.

[kbsooner21]

Fucking Twins win again

[ToDaClub]

Fucking Twins win again

My day just keeps getting better.

[vols fan]

One week from tonight boys it all starts

[kbsooner21]

One week from tonight boys it all starts

And we got saturday night at the Bullring to get us there

[jcindaville]

One week from tonight boys it all starts

Your coming out party?

[baseballdave]

SOCIALLY UNEXCEPTABLE COMMENTS


I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least
I presume she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.






My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's
not exactly my girlfriend yet.



A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me
around and talking behind my back. He says what do you
expect? You're in a wheel chair.


I was explaining to my wife last night that when
you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a
different creature. She said she would like to come back as
a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening".



The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare
for the worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all
of her clothes back.



At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other
day. I lost by one point: The question was: Where do women
mostly have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was
Africa !!!



One of the other questions that I missed was to name one
thing commonly found in cells. It appears that Mexicans is
not the correct answer either.



There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our
shopping center, but I've been banned from it after
asking to look at some of the new bomber jackets.



You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least
they drive slowly past schools.





Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned
it on Facebook. I said, "I can't wait for the new
911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4,000 dumbass Muslims
had added me as a friend!!




The Red Cross had just knocked at our door and asked if we
could help towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we would
love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.

[baseballdave]

Southern cops have a way with words! These are actual comments made by South Carolina Troopers that were
taken off their car videos:


1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you
just went through."

2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll
stretch after you wear them a while."

3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth
certificate a worthless document."

4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the
speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you." (LOVE IT)

6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can
write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"

7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't
think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"

8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that
again or I'll give you another ticket."

9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you
go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey
poop."

11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a
toaster oven."

12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." ( National
Crime Information Center )

13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"

14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're
allowed to write as many tickets as we can."

15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal
friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."

AND THE WINNER IS....

16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we
don't. Sign here."

[ToDaClub]

Good to see BBD post

Cubs lose in extra innings

Yesterday was one of my better Thursdays in a while.

what's everyone got planned?

I've got two rooms left to put in baseboard and I will finally finish my "winter" building project. Then Sunday I'm off to the twin cities for a couple days. JC when is your wife coming???? I'm staying right by Best Buy headquarters.

[10DimeBry]

Glad its friday.


End of summer/travers party aty house tomorrow

[kbsooner21]

3 fantasy drafts this weekend. 1 tonight, 1 saturday night, 1 sunday night

Bristol tomorrow night as well

Try and squeeze in a round of golf as well tomorrow morning if I'm not too hungover

[wayne1218]

Should be a fun weekend kb!

No belldozer starting for OU huh? Interesting ...... Thought he had that QB job!

[kbsooner21]

Should be a fun weekend kb!

No belldozer starting for OU huh? Interesting ...... Thought he had that QB job!

I have a vendor of mine that I meet for happy hour every now and then. His son lives/takes care of Sam Bradford's house here in OKC when Sam is staying in St. Louis during the season as they have been childhood friends. He told me back in April that Josh Heupel (OU OC) told Bradford that the coaching staff was 95% sure Knight would win the starting job. He has looked really good and I really haven't been too impressed with Bell. I'm glad they went in this direction and makes me even more excited for the season. I love having a young talented QB in there, even though he might struggle some this season!

[wayne1218]

I think it was the better move too cuz as good as bell runs, I do not have the same confidence in his throwing ability. Bell must be bummed out though.