Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[ToDaClub]

Daytime friends and night time lovers

Wasn't that Kennyg Rogers?

[jcindaville]

Someone is on pace for about 138 in fantasy baseball


Baseball Daveg is goat fucking his rotundas ass!!

[ToDaClub]

[kbsooner21]

Beer, beer, beer

[ToDaClub]

Beer, beer, beer

cuddle night

[ToDaClub]

Morning boys, 4-8 inches of more snow this weekend. I've decided to make the best of it and put up my Christmas tree again and celebrate Christmas on the 25th. The good news is new years eve is right around the corner:

[jcindaville]

We had a 30 degree temp drop from yesterday morning to today!


Still gonna hit 50 and sunny though

[jcindaville]

Dimer,

I hope you break a hundred today buddy, you might set a record for fewest points in a week with that shitty fantasy baseball team you have!!

[ToDaClub]

Dimer,

I hope you break a hundred today buddy, you might set a record for fewest points in a week with that shitty fantasy baseball team you have!!

He's busy finding the Karaoke channel on Sirus Radio

[jcindaville]

He's busy finding the Karaoke channel on Sirus Radio

He gets really proud of his karaoke doesn't he?

[kbsooner21]

Morning boys. Back up to the 70's today Going to watch 42 in an afternoon matinee then might try and sneak in a quick 18 afterward

[Ldawg]

Good Mornin' Biaatches


How You Can Tell When It's Going to be a Bad Day

You wake up face down on the pavement.

You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.

(JC) You see the 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.

(Spark) Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

(KB) You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren’t any.

(CLUB) You turn on the news and they’re showing emergency routes out of the city.

(Dimer) Your twin sister forgot your birthday.

(Dawg) You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then realize that you don’t have a waterbed.

(BBD) Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell’s Angels on the freeway.

( Club) Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.

Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.

The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.

( BHS) You wake up and your braces are locked together.

You walk to work and find a pocket full of Goat shit in your pants

(JC) You call your answering service and they tell you it’s none of your business.

Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.

Your income tax check bounces.

You put both contact lenses in the same eye.

Your pet rock snaps at you.

Your wife says, “Good morning, Bill” and your name is Joe.


Let's go out and make it a great day !!

[ToDaClub]

those are good!!

[baseballdave]

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old South African farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.The old farmer said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a "Post Turtle''..Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.The old farmer said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.. The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."

[jcindaville]

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old South African farmer, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.The old farmer said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a "Post Turtle''..Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.The old farmer said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.. The old farmer saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."

Kaz put the turtle up there