Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[jcindaville]

How You Can Tell When It's Going to be a Bad Day

You wake up face down on the pavement.

You call Suicide Prevention and they put you on hold.

(JC) You see the 60 Minutes news team waiting in your office.

(Spark) Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

(KB) You want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party and there aren’t any.

(CLUB) You turn on the news and they’re showing emergency routes out of the city.

(Dimer) Your twin sister forgot your birthday.

(Dawg) You wake up and discover your waterbed broke and then realize that you don’t have a waterbed.

(BBD) Your car horn goes off accidentally and remains stuck as you follow a group of Hell’s Angels on the freeway.

( Club) Your wife wakes up feeling amorous and you have a headache.

Your boss tells you not to bother to take off your coat.

The bird singing outside your window is a buzzard.

( BHS) You wake up and your braces are locked together.

You walk to work and find a pocket full of Goat shit in your pants

(JC) You call your answering service and they tell you it’s none of your business.

Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.

Your income tax check bounces.

You put both contact lenses in the same eye.

Your pet rock snaps at you.

Your wife says, “Good morning, Bill” and your name is Joe.


Let's go out and make it a great day !!

It's a bad day if you wake up on the pavement period

[ToDaClub]

Carlos Quentin has been hit by more balls then Elton Johns chin

[jcindaville]

Carlos Quentin has been hit by more balls then vols fans chin

I know 2 more balls that are gonna be slapping off of Vols fans chin if Poulter and Snedecker don't get busy

[ToDaClub]

I know 2 more balls that are gonna be slapping off of Vols fans chin if Poulter and Snedecker don't get busy

Should have got your picks from me!!

[jcindaville]

Should have got your picks from me!!

Vols is sucking, next time I'll ask you

[jcindaville]

Bogey for Rose!!

Come on Sned!!!

Don't make me send more hateful texts to Vols fan!!

[jcindaville]

Poulter bogey


Philip

Turn ur phone off

[jcindaville]

This will conclude my golf wagering

[ToDaClub]

This will conclude my golf wagering

So we eliminated baseball yesterday with the giants not covering the 1.5, golf today, your not gonna start betting nba are you?????

[baseballdave]

So we eliminated baseball yesterday with the giants not covering the 1.5, golf today, your not gonna start betting nba are you?????

I didn't help his baseball by giving him 2 losers yesterday - but I am sure he text you all about that !!!

[jcindaville]

I didn't help his baseball by giving him 2 losers yesterday - but I am sure he text you all about that !!!

No


I just cussed u under my breath.

Haha

But u did give me a winner Wednesday!!

[baseballdave]

No


I just cussed u under my breath.

Haha

But u did give me a winner Wednesday!!

And, Mr. Negative, I'm gonna give you some more tonight but you have to MOOOOOOOOOSHA !!!!

[vols fan]

3 hours till my flight back to sunshine. I have froze my ass off up here. It's mid April and I saw the sun maybe 2 times since Thursday.

[ToDaClub]

3 hours till my flight back to sunshine. I have froze my ass off up here. It's mid April and I saw the sun maybe 2 times since Thursday.

Don't even start

[ToDaClub]

Good morning guys, unless your in the middle of a snow storm on April 15th.