Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[baseballdave]

THE MAN TEST



1. If you are over forty, and you have a washboard stomach,

you are a queer. It means you haven't sucked back enough

beer with the boys and have spent the rest of your free time

doing sit-ups, aerobics, and doing the Oprah diet...Faggot.



2. If you have a cat, you are a homo. A cat is like a dog,

but queer-- it grooms itself constantly but never scratches itself,

has a delicate touch except when it uses its claws, and whines

to be fed. And just think about how you call a dog.....

'Killer, come here! I said get your ass over here, Killer!'

Now think about how you call a cat...'Bun-bun, come to daddy, snookums! Jeeez, you're so queer.



3. If you suck on lollipops, Ring-Pops, or any such nonsense,

rest assured, you are a Gaylord. A straight man only sucks on

BBQ ribs, crab claws, raw oysters, lobster backs, pickled pigs

feet, or tits. Anything else and you are a Homo in training and

undeniably a fag.



4. If you refuse to take a dump in a public bathroom or piss

in a parking lot, you crave a deep homosexual relationship.

A man's world is his toilet; he defecates and urinates where he pleases.



5. If you drink anything other than regular coffee, you're as fairy as Tinkerbelle. A straight man will never be heard ordering a

'Decaf Soy Latte'. If you've put a Decaf Soy Latte to your lips,

you've had a man there too..



6. If you know more than six names of non-standard colors or four

different types of dessert other than ice cream and custard, you might

as well be handing out free ass passes. A real man doesn't have memory

space in his brain to remember all of that crap. If you can pick out

chartreuse you're gay. And if you can name ANY type of textile

other than cotton or denim, you are a peter puffer.



7. If you drive with both hands on the wheel, forget it, you're dying

to tune a meat whistle. A man only puts both hands on the wheel to

honk at a slow-assed driver or to cut the prick off. The rest of the

time he needs that hand to change the radio station, eat a hamburger,

or hold his beer.

Here's my take on each one for all the gay boys that post the most in the urgent thread on.

1. No one that posts here has a washboard stomach so no gay boys here.

2.Don't know who has cats here but I know anyone with over 10,000 posts aint getting any pussy here so we know that KB, JC, Dimer, and Vols are GAY

3. I know JC sucks lollipops and whatever else he can suck on !!! Just ask Nex !!

4. Vols- admits he won't do it so he's gay. JC, Dimer, and KB - you know they will drop a deuce anywhere so they're not gay and Club just hires someone to take a shit for him.

5. Club - I think he is the ONLY one that can afford anything else but real coffee so he is the gay one here.

6. JC is a contractor who likes to "sale" his product !! Nuff said !! LOL

7. I think everyone passes this one because they all drink their beer EXCEPT Club because he has his own driver - kinda gay in my book !!

Sorry guys but all of you seem to fail the MAN test !!!

[jcindaville]

JC, just so you know, Ky lost in the first round of the NIT last night.

Yeah I know
I bet it and won money while you were purse shopping with your wife

[longnex]

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight.

The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily.

So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.

The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun...."I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says.

This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"

The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.

Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"

The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find on the Net.

He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up..

He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"

The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.




Don't mess with seniors!

[jcindaville]

Bahahaha

#4 club hires someone to take a dump for him

[10DimeBry]

Good morning peeps

[kbsooner21]

Yeah I know
I bet it and won money while you were purse shopping with your wife

[kbsooner21]

Morning boys! Madness is here

[10DimeBry]

Less than an hour til games begin

[baseballdave]

morning guys and gals !!!

good luck today on your wagers !!!

[Ldawg]

March Madness

gl Jc I've got the 'ville winning the whole thing They may even play your 2nd favorite team the 'noles
If not Indy ...
Tell the wife thanks for the Kegger for the trip advice

[jcindaville]

I hope The whole Valpo team catches herpes

[vols fan]

I hope The whole Valpo team catches herpes

Why would the whole team let you give them a blowjob?

[vols fan]

I hope The whole Valpo team catches herpes so I can sale them some Valtrex

sell JC sell!!!!

[Ldawg]

Obama's bracket blows .... just like most of his policies !!

Whiskey ovr K St. then Ohio St. ovr Whiskey ?? What happened to Zaga ?

[Spark]

Morning Ladies