Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[10DimeBry]

Im glad im not on the video list.

The shit txt are bad enough

[jcindaville]

Roll into work whenever, 2 hour avg daily nap, happy hour at 3-4, 3-4 days a week.

Sounds pretty weak to me

Mensday
Club level tickets to Fighting Sioux games where his only responsibility is to get drunk and entertain business people.
Smoking hot wife.
Mansion
Private movie theater in his own home.
G-6 jet


Yeah

That ain't for the weak

[jcindaville]

Im glad im not on the video list.

The shit txt are bad enough

I just dropped the lockness monster, it was a thing of beauty!

[10DimeBry]

Smokin hot wife?

Kb can you confirm this about your mother in law?

[vols fan]

Figured I would use my first post in a while to give y'all NASCAR fans some breaking news. The National Riffle Association has agreed the sponsor the April 13 race at Texas Motor Speedway. It will be the NRA 500!!! God bless Texas and the NRA for making some of us feel like Americans again

[ToDaClub]

Good to see ya Philip!!!

[ToDaClub]

Smokin hot wife?

Kb can you confirm this about your mother in law?

Hey!!! Be nice!

[10DimeBry]

As a nra member I applaud this news. Im looking forward to watching that race.

[ToDaClub]

The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited.
Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship.

Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good", said the teacher.

Little Debbie was next. "I sold magazines" she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."
"Very good, Debbie", said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath.
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467", he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

Toothbrushes", said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes", echoed the teacher,"How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town", said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample."

They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like shit!" Then I would say, "It is shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?
I used the President Obama method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth."

[jcindaville]

Figured I would use my first post in a while to give y'all NASCAR fans some breaking news. The National Riffle Association has agreed the sponsor the April 13 race at Texas Motor Speedway. It will be the NRA 500!!! God bless Texas and the NRA for making some of us feel like Americans again

Holla!!



Wasssssup P

Gay B has someone now to talk NASCAR with except Ldork

[jcindaville]

The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited.
Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship.

Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good", said the teacher.

Little Debbie was next. "I sold magazines" she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."
"Very good, Debbie", said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath.
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467", he said. "$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

Toothbrushes", said Little Johnny. "Toothbrushes", echoed the teacher,"How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town", said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample."

They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like shit!" Then I would say, "It is shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?
I used the President Obama method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth."

[vols fan]

Holla!!



Wasssssup P

Gay B has someone now to talk NASCAR with except Ldork

I can't never talk to him during the race cause he tells me he will watch it later when he gets home. Almost slipped up yesterday when Junior was leading!!

[vols fan]

Good to see ya Philip!!!

Man those tour rocketblades are the bomb. Just went to the range and they are sweet. Long irons have a slight baby fade to them and short irons have a little baby draw to them. Exactly how I wanted them made!!

[ToDaClub]

Man those tour rocketblades are the bomb. Just went to the range and they are sweet. Long irons have a slight baby fade to them and short irons have a little baby draw to them. Exactly how I wanted them made!!

I'd stay away from the nike clubs, rumor has it they cause toothaches

[10DimeBry]

Rory was having a difficult day. Toothaches can hurt.