Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[baseballdave]

Fucking slot!


Urban dictionary definition of slot

Another word for vagina or in Lovecock's case rectum.

Example:

Lovecock ran his dick gobbler and then didn't back it up with his wallet. Dude, for that, Vols fan and KB should run a train on his slot!

"SLOT" ???
Damn rednecks from Kentucky !!!
Its called a "SLUT" !!!

[ToDaClub]

Clubber

Just trying to get through the morning and make it to my noon nap... Yikes what a night out at the club. I gotta start skipping some Wednesdays...

[kbsooner21]

You get that cheeseburger

[ToDaClub]

You get that cheeseburger

I think it took me half an hour to text that. The letters on my phone kept moving around.

[jcindaville]

Just trying to get through the morning and make it to my noon nap... Yikes what a night out at the club. I gotta start skipping some Wednesdays...

U live the life!!

Well, I don't know how often mrs club gives u any but if its at least twice a month you have it made!!

[ToDaClub]

U live the life!!

Well, I don't know how often mrs club gives u any but if its at least twice a month you have it made!!

I get fucked twice a year, Once from my wife on my birthday, and once from uncle sam on April 15th.

[10DimeBry]

I usually just get fucked twice a year also. Once by wife once by uncle sam
Both in april.

My daughters r both born in january..... do the math

[ToDaClub]

I usually just get fucked twice a year also. Once by wife once by uncle sam
Both in april.

My daughters r both born in january..... do the math

Wasn't Dave out there in April????

[jcindaville]

I get fucked twice a year, Once from my wife on my birthday, and once from uncle sam on April 15th.

Ok

You don't live the life

[jcindaville]

I usually just get fucked twice a year also. Once by wife once by uncle sam
Both in april.

My daughters r both born in january..... do the math

I agree

[kbsooner21]

I can already tell Club will need a 5 hour energy to perform his best this afternoon

[10DimeBry]

Lmao .....at his age he'll prolly need 2

[ToDaClub]

You act like I drink 15 a day

And fuck Bud Light

15 Crown/splash of coke, 15 Budweisers, or 15 5 hour energy's?

[ToDaClub]

15 Crown/splash of coke, 15 Budweisers, or 15 5 hour energy's?

Just guessing, at least two of those are correct?

[10DimeBry]

What did meatloaf say ... . 2 out of 3 aint bad