A Purdue fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Notre Dame fan he saw strutting down the street in the obnoxious navy blue and gold colors. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, and swerve back just missing them.
One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, and he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going Father?"
"I'm going to say mass at St. Tom's church, about 2 miles down the road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw a Notre Dame fan walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD.
Not understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors, but didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "I'm sorry Father, I almost hit that Notre Dame fan".
"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."
TOUCHDOWN FAT BOY!
I was Born my Pappy's Son,
When I hit the ground, I was on the Run! Jon E. Checkers
Good morning guys, Wow the Vikings look great!!! I followed Dimers pick, but I was hoping for a 3 point win for the boys. I think this spells the end of a run for the frauds. Bills may get more wins than the Vikes, it's a race to 6 or 7 wins. What was the bet KB? Most wins, I know, but what do I have to send if I lose and what do I get if the Bills lose? Help out you're AARP friend.
Good morning guys, Wow the Vikings look great!!! I followed Dimers pick, but I was hoping for a 3 point win for the boys. I think this spells the end of a run for the frauds. Bills may get more wins than the Vikes, it's a race to 6 or 7 wins. What was the bet KB? Most wins, I know, but what do I have to send if I lose and what do I get if the Bills lose? Help out you're AARP friend.
So what's everyone got going for the weekend? I've gotta couple home games against the pesky Seawolves of Alaska Anchorage, might watch the Da Okies play Da Irish. Shovel snow etc...
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