I said a prayer on Saturday night for KB's girl friend and his bichon!
I pictured a staggering, mumbling, angry drunk man slurring the words " fuck Stooops, PoS..... Now I gotta catch shit at BC"
GF got a whiff of his breath that had the stench of draft beer, Yaeger shots, and the 40 meat ball appetizers that he inhaled at the wedding reception!
Of course that was followed by the ride home where she was forced to smell the warm damp sharts that were flowing from his ass crack as the mixture of booze and spicy meatballs were brewing up a toxic mixture in his large gut.
Then when he got home
The Bichon got a quick kick in her ass for greeting him at the door!!
I pictured a staggering, mumbling, angry drunk man slurring the words " fuck Stooops, PoS..... Now I gotta catch shit at BC"
GF got a whiff of his breath that had the stench of draft beer, Yaeger shots, and the 40 meat ball appetizers that he inhaled at the wedding reception!
Of course that was followed by the ride home where she was forced to smell the warm damp sharts that were flowing from his ass crack as the mixture of booze and spicy meatballs were brewing up a toxic mixture in his large gut.
Then when he got home
The Bichon got a quick kick in her ass for greeting him at the door!!
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