My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a Blow-Job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."
The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan . I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches to the driveway.
Yes, I consider crappie to be the best tasting pan fish(sun fish, bluegills and bass) still not as good as walleye. However, after a weekend of reflecting, I have moved walleye to the number 2 position, behind KY Trousertrout.
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