When I went into AA i tried to get them to change the 12 steps to the following
1) Admitted you were powerless over a hot womans asshole
2) Came to believe that a dick bigger than yours has probably been in your ex wifes ass.
3)Completely turned your will over to a higher power to help you bang your current wife in her shit locker at least twice a month.
4) Did a complete moral inventory of yourself and how depraved you have been all these years banging chicks in their daisy cutters.
5) Admitted to Bettorschat and anyone who would listen the exact nature of how i like banging chicks in their rumps
6) Became willing (however unlikely it might be) to stop wanting to bang chicks in their asses
7)Humbly asked my higher power to remove my desire to bang hot chicks in their rump openings( it isnt working)
8)Made a list of all woman I banged in the ass that didnt want me to.
9)Asked all these women to forgive me( they didnt)
10)Continued to take a moral inventory and when i am a sick demented anal freak I promptly admitted it. ( i still continue to want to bang hot chicks in the ass)
11)Sought thru meditation and wet dreams to do good will towards women and not just bang them in the ass
12) Tried to help others who were addicted to banging chicks in the ass
When I went into AA i tried to get them to change the 12 steps to the following
1) Admitted you were powerless over a hot womans asshole
2) Came to believe that a dick bigger than yours has probably been in your ex wifes ass.
3)Completely turned your will over to a higher power to help you bang your current wife in her shit locker at least twice a month.
4) Did a complete moral inventory of yourself and how depraved you have been all these years banging chicks in their daisy cutters.
5) Admitted to Bettorschat and anyone who would listen the exact nature of how i like banging chicks in their rumps
6) Became willing (however unlikely it might be) to stop wanting to bang chicks in their asses
7)Humbly asked my higher power to remove my desire to bang hot chicks in their rump openings( it isnt working)
8)Made a list of all woman I banged in the ass that didnt want me to.
9)Asked all these women to forgive me( they didnt)
10)Continued to take a moral inventory and when i am a sick demented anal freak I promptly admitted it. ( i still continue to want to bang hot chicks in the ass)
11)Sought thru meditation and wet dreams to do good will towards women and not just bang them in the ass
12) Tried to help others who were addicted to banging chicks in the ass
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