Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[kbsooner21]

Send me some

[ToDaClub]

Send me some

To your north or south address?


I didn't buy any Top Flights, sorry.

[kbsooner21]

LMAO, you one of those golf ball makes the golfer types?

[vols fan]

To your north or south address?


I didn't buy any Top Flights, sorry.

[insidethe8thpol]

Good morning all you pickle puffers, skin flutists and muffin butterers

[10DimeBry]

Good morning all you pickle puffers, skin flutists and muffin butterers

cant possibly be referring to me.

[insidethe8thpol]

cant possibly be referring to me.

Of course not !!!


Kaz, Club & KB

[jcheckers]

WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WIVES

* Dogs love it when your friends come over
* Dogs don't expect you to call them when you're running late
* The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you
* Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs
* Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name
* If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away
* Anyone can get a good-looking dog
* If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it
* Dogs aren't allowed in department stores
* Dogs like it when you leave things on the floor
* A dog's disposition stays the same all month long
* Dogs never need to "examine the relationship"
* A dog's parents never come to visit
* When a dog gets old you can have it put to sleep
* Dogs don't hate their bodies
* Dogs never nag or criticize you
* Dogs like to ride in the back of pick-up trucks
* Dogs don't want to know about every dog you've ever had
* You never have to wait for a dog--they're always ready
* Dogs don't talk
* Dogs like to go hunting
* Another man will seldom steal your dog
* If you bring another dog home, your dog will play with both of you
* Dogs rarely outlive you
* Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public
* Dogs don't wake you up in the middle of the night and ask "if I died, would you get another dog?"
* If your dog smells another dog on you, they just think it is interesting
* If your dog leaves you, it won't try to take half of your stuff

[jcindaville]

And you want to blame this on????????


My guess you will heal up just fast in a month or so

U r one funny Norwegian

[kbsooner21]

He's a dumb eski

[kbsooner21]

Good morning from snowy OK

[ToDaClub]

Good morning from snowy OK

Good morning from sunny and warm North Dakota

[ToDaClub]

WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WIVES

* Dogs love it when your friends come over
* Dogs don't expect you to call them when you're running late
* The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you
* Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs
* Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name
* If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away
* Anyone can get a good-looking dog
* If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it
* Dogs aren't allowed in department stores
* Dogs like it when you leave things on the floor
* A dog's disposition stays the same all month long
* Dogs never need to "examine the relationship"
* A dog's parents never come to visit
* When a dog gets old you can have it put to sleep
* Dogs don't hate their bodies
* Dogs never nag or criticize you
* Dogs like to ride in the back of pick-up trucks
* Dogs don't want to know about every dog you've ever had
* You never have to wait for a dog--they're always ready
* Dogs don't talk
* Dogs like to go hunting
* Another man will seldom steal your dog
* If you bring another dog home, your dog will play with both of you
* Dogs rarely outlive you
* Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public
* Dogs don't wake you up in the middle of the night and ask "if I died, would you get another dog?"
* If your dog smells another dog on you, they just think it is interesting
* If your dog leaves you, it won't try to take half of your stuff

Another of my favorites,

If you lock your dog and your wife in a car trunk, only one of them is gonna be happy to see you when you open it!

[kbsooner21]

A man notices a very sultry woman at a cocktail lounge. He has been eying her all evening. Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says, "Listen here, good looking, I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, backdoor, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on . . .It doesn't matter to me. I just love it.”

His eyes now wide with interest, he responds.......

"No kidding... I'm in Congress, too. What state are you from?"

[kbsooner21]

Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica – where do they go?

Wonder no more!!!
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:







"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."

Then, they kick him in the ice hole.