Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[ToDaClub]

And you don't feel much like riding

You just wish the trip was through

Bob Seger

[ToDaClub]

And you don't feel much like riding

You just wish the trip was through

Bob Seger again

[kbsooner21]

Bob Seger again

[longnex]

A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?'

Maria: "Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase.. The firs is dat I iron better than jou."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor husband say so."

Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "The second reason is dat I cook better than jou."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook?"

Maria: "Jor husband dit."

Wife: "Oh."

Maria: "The tird reason is dat I am better at sex than jou in bed."

Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Senora... the gardener dit."

Wife: "So.......... how much do you want?"

[ToDaClub]

[kbsooner21]

Good one Nex

[kbsooner21]

Can you meet me halfway

Right on the borderline is wherw I'm gonna wait... For you

[ToDaClub]

it's Wednesday My second favorite day of the week. It's 4 oclock somewhere!!

I don't think I'm gonna make it til 4.

[kbsooner21]

Morning all. Tired as heck. Not sure why I can't go to bed like a normal person

[ToDaClub]

Morning all. Tired as heck. Not sure why I can't go to bed like a normal person

Start drinking earlier so you pass out by 9 or 10!!!

[jcindaville]

Start drinking earlier so you pass out by 9 or 10!!!

I mastered that for many a year

Stupid drunk by 9 and passed out by 10. Got 8 hours and good to go the next day

[ToDaClub]

I mastered that for many a year

Stupid drunk by 9 and passed out by 10. Got 8 hours and good to go the next day

Shouldn't your signature say 16 days? Or is 22 when you get back and she cuts you off?????

[jcindaville]

Shouldn't your signature say 16 days? Or is 22 when you get back and she cuts you off?????

You are probably dead on with that statement

[ToDaClub]

You are probably dead on with that statement

Well think of all the extra cash you'll have!!!

Those little blue pills have to be killing your budget!

[kbsooner21]

Has Club been sucking JC's dick?