I will never hear church bells ringing again without
> smiling.
>
> Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed
> away, Katie Went
> straight to her grandparent's house to visit her
> 95-year-old Grandmother and
> comfort her.
>
> When she asked how her grandfather had died, her
> grandmother replied,
> He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday
> morning.'
>
> Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly
> 100 years
> old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
>
> Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago,
> realizing our advanced age,
> we figured out the best time to do it was when the church
> bells would start to
> ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and
> even. Nothing too
> strenuous, simply, in on the Ding and out on the Dong.'
>
> She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
> 'He'd still be alive if The ice
> cream truck hadn't come along.'
I will never hear church bells ringing again without
> smiling.
>
> Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed
> away, Katie Went
> straight to her grandparent's house to visit her
> 95-year-old Grandmother and
> comfort her.
>
> When she asked how her grandfather had died, her
> grandmother replied,
> He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday
> morning.'
>
> Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly
> 100 years
> old having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
>
> Oh no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago,
> realizing our advanced age,
> we figured out the best time to do it was when the church
> bells would start to
> ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and
> even. Nothing too
> strenuous, simply, in on the Ding and out on the Dong.'
>
> She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued,
> 'He'd still be alive if The ice
> cream truck hadn't come along.'
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