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  • Great time of the year to sell Air Conditioners too.

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    • I've seen this one before, but I still laugh every time I read it.

      George W. Bush and Barack Obama somehow ended up at the same barber shop. As they sat there, each being worked on by a different barber, not a word was spoken. The barbers were even afraid to start a conversation, for fear it would turn to politics. As the barbers finished their shaves, the one who had Obama in his chair reached for the aftershave.


      Obama was quick to stop him saying, “No thanks, my wife Michelle will smell that and think I’ve been in a whorehouse.”


      The second barber turned to Bush and said, “How about you sir?” Bush replied, “Go ahead; my wife doesn’t know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like.”

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      • Lol club
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        • Morning kids, hope everyone got what they wanted from Santa. Anyone got big plans for New Years???

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          • Morning Clubber. Thunder game here for New Years for me. Suns are in town How bout you?

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            • Think I'll be sleeping by 930 dreaming of giving up all my bad habits........................For the 10th straight year

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              • Originally posted by ToDaClub View Post
                Think I'll be sleeping by 930 dreaming of giving up all my bad habits........................For the 10th straight year
                Will your wife be in your dreams lining you out?

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                • Originally posted by kbsooner21 View Post
                  Will your wife be in your dreams lining you out?
                  I have no idea what that means.

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                  • Will your wife be in your dreams Getting you lined out (in shape) on all your bad habits.

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                    • Originally posted by kbsooner21 View Post
                      Will your wife be in your dreams Getting you lined out (in shape) on all your bad habits.
                      She gave up trying to help me stop smoking, drinking, chewing, etc and start exercising years ago.

                      So maybe after 20 some years of marriage your wife will give up trying to do the same to you. You got that to look forward to.

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                      • Hopefully I can live 20 more years

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                        • Originally posted by kbsooner21 View Post
                          Hopefully I can live 20 more years
                          You'll be my age

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                          • What's for lunch boys?

                            Meeting some old high school buddies at Chili's for me

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                            • I'm going home, and going to bed, not feeling to great today.

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                              • Can't run with the big dogs then stay on the porch

                                I am
                                Last edited by kbsooner21; 12-29-2014, 12:46 PM.

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