Urgent Please Read/respond!!!! Part 2

[baseballdave]

I won't say who (me) is a fan of Elton John (gay) and Freddie Mercury (gay, and dead from aids) so in Oklahoma, that means you are gay.

Morning boys

Hate to tell you buddy - in most states that means your gay !!!

Morning guys and gals (don't know where Club falls now)

[baseballdave]

The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship.

Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civic spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success." "Very good", said the teacher.

Little Debbie was next. "I sold magazines" she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events." "Very good, Debbie", said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.
"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"
"Toothbrushes", said Little Johnny.
"Toothbrushes?", echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town", said Little Johnny, "I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample." They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog poop!" Then I would say, "It is dog poop. Wanna buy a toothbrush? I used the President Obama method of giving you some crap, dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free, and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth."

Little Johnny got five stars for his assignment. Bless his heart.

[vols fan]

Awful quiet this morning. Where is everybody??

[ToDaClub]

Good morning kids, I have come to realize, it's a good thing most of us have 500-1000 miles in between us. Too far to drive to get into a fight

[ToDaClub]

Awful quiet this morning. Where is everybody??

I'm charging my battery on my cell phone.

[vols fan]

Good morning kids, I have come to realize, it's a good thing most of us have 500-1000 miles in between us. Too far to drive to get into a fight

Did Dimer cheat on you again?

[ToDaClub]

Did Dimer cheat on you again?

No, Dimer would never cheat on me. But I am curious, who has a better sports program? Cuse or OU. Don't know if its ever been discussed.

[vols fan]

No, Dimer would never cheat on me. But I am curious, who has a better sports program? Cuse or OU. Don't know if its ever been discussed.

[baseballdave]

Awful quiet this morning. Where is everybody??

[baseballdave]

No, Dimer would never cheat on me. But I am curious, who has a better sports program? Cuse or OU. Don't know if its ever been discussed.

LMFAO !!!

I thought they were going to punch each other thru the phone !!! lol

[baseballdave]

I'm glad I didn't mention anything about the SEC or we would need to get new batteries for the phones !!!

[10DimeBry]

Who is angry? I'm fine.

[10DimeBry]

Good morning kids, I have come to realize, it's a good thing most of us have 500-1000 miles in between us. Too far to drive to get into a fight

Lmao. No fighting here.

[ToDaClub]

Lmao. No fighting here.

Your phone doesn't have an anger meter?

[baseballdave]

Your phone doesn't have an anger meter?

They were so mad they were bringing shit up from 1986 !!!