Originally posted by BillMill71
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Forget Doc, here are some lines that are perfect for YOU Chado:
I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.
So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
Ya know, my mother would just love you if I brought you to my place tonight and then to her place tomorrow night.
Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'...
Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
Weren't you at the tractor pull last night? I remember your tits. (KB Gave me that one)
If you were a dwarf, you'd probably say I got a big dick. (Rook sent that one in)
If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you.
If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you? (JC Gave me that)
Be unique and different, say yes.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
So, do you like fat guys with no money? (Dimer gave me that)
If you need any more let me know.
I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.
So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?
Ya know, my mother would just love you if I brought you to my place tonight and then to her place tomorrow night.
Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'...
Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?
Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?
Weren't you at the tractor pull last night? I remember your tits. (KB Gave me that one)
If you were a dwarf, you'd probably say I got a big dick. (Rook sent that one in)
If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you.
If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you? (JC Gave me that)
Be unique and different, say yes.
Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
So, do you like fat guys with no money? (Dimer gave me that)
If you need any more let me know.
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