Couldnt stay up long enough to read the whole thing, but this has to be one of the funniest threads Ive ever read!Chad since your getting closer to God, church is great place to meet chicks, plus you'll get that whole "good guy" image going for ya. Gl brother! By the way I still havent recieved that email from back a couple months ago.
this is a powerful technique that i have only shared with a few people in the world-IF THIS DOES NOT WORK YOU WILL HAVE TO GO GAY-start going to sex anonymous meetings,talk in the meetings about how you get off 20x a day,only befriend the girls who have been going to meetings 30 days or less,when you are driving one of the newbies home,talk about nothing but sex,when she reaches over and grabs your marvin,say something innocent like-"DO YOU REALLY THINK WE SHOULD"-then we she grabs it harder,take her home and fuck her brains out,probably be best to take a viagra first,you don;t want to get a bad rep at the meetings,USE PROTECTION WITH THESE GIRLS THEY'VE HAD A LOT OF SEX!
HAHAHA! Oh my god am I reading this, I'm shitfaced but this is the funniest shit I've read in a while! Tell me once you've actually done this you spaced out craZy... That is classic! Ma fuckin Chung dont give a what! Let em know old timer, tricks are for kids!
here are some more that should work my son // hang out at the local S+M GROUP,they usually meet once a week,you will get to watch some far-out sex shows,there is free food and drink,drawbacks-your nipples may be a little sore and your booty a little tender for a few days after the meeting // #2 place an ad in the local underground paper,twenty year old looking for cougar,your going to get calls from older women but hey-they like sex also and may teach you a trick or two,be sure to pop a viagra if you go this rout also,you do not want a bad rep in this game either-so there you have it-THREE OF THE CHUNGERS BEST TECHNIQUES !! !! PS-HOW DO I KNOW ABOUT S+M GROUPS-I READ A LOT GUYS !!
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