Chado "in date" thread

[Chado1]

That's some funny shit vols fan...

[Chado1]

nex sorry bro but I aint reading another one of your 5 paragraph essay jokes...

[mark30]

Have some fun tonight Chado!

[kbsooner21]

nex sorry bro but I aint reading another one of your 5 paragraph essay jokes...

[vols fan]

That's some funny shit vols fan...

I wonder if they really have Logo condems.Hey we may be on to something here.We could sale millions of them here in the US.Yall dont need them up there

[ToDaClub]

Can't believe nobody has put odds on this yet!

She shows -120

She beat Chado at bowling -145

Chado looses his virginity - 240

The date is really a girl -700

Chado hits his/her Hershey Highway -2000

Sorry didn't have time to put in the rotation numbers

[longnex]

Can't believe nobody has put odds on this yet!

She shows -120

She beat Chado at bowling -145

Chado looses his virginity - 240

The date is really a girl -700

Chado hits his/her Hershey Highway -2000

Sorry didn't have time to put in the rotation numbers

[kbsooner21]

Can't believe nobody has put odds on this yet!

She shows -120

She beat Chado at bowling -145

Chado looses his virginity - 240

The date is really a girl -700

Chado hits his/her Hershey Highway -2000

Sorry didn't have time to put in the rotation numbers

[Chado1]

Can't believe nobody has put odds on this yet!

She shows -120

She beat Chado at bowling -145

Chado looses his virginity - 240

The date is really a girl -700

Chado hits his/her Hershey Highway -2000

Sorry didn't have time to put in the rotation numbers

"Didnt have time to put the rotation numbers"

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!



PS - I wish I was that favored to get laid...definately should be plus money at this point...maybe become close to laying juice in a couple weeks or so hopefully...

And I am not a virgin you jackasses...has been a heck of a long time but not a virgin..

[jcindaville]

Chado,here is a poem for you to read to her right before you put it in her.

As I'm pulling down my pants,I want to warn you
This is my first time,I thing I'm going to spew
I don't know where to put it,but a friend of mine JC
said if it dont smell like shit,than thats the place to be
Now I'm taking off my boxers,to show you whats in store
Heres what i call Rook,Hey what are you laughing for
I'm now putting on a condem,so I dont get the crabs
Yea thats right bitch,its logoed by the Habs
Now its almost over and the orgasm can begin
Start counting at number one and Il'l be done by number ten
Now I'm not a virgin and you showed alot of class
Next time you wont just lay there or I'll stick it in your ass
Hey guys on BC,can you belive my luck
Just like a stupid Hockey thread,


signed Chado

OMG i am in tears

you are one funny sob VT

[jcindaville]

Virginity and first time sex



What the First Time May Be Like

Having sex for the first time can be wonderful, especially for those who are emotionally ready and protected against disease and unwanted pregnancy. But for others it may be a little dull, too short or even a little painful. Sex can enhance a caring relationship, but if you do experience problems, it may be an indication that you and your partner may need to take things more slowly or not have sex. Your body may be telling you something.



Possible Problems and Helpful Tips

If you plan to have sex, we encourage you to talk with a parent, guardian, doctor, teacher, older sister, older brother, or someone else with knowledge that might help you to think through your decision. Talking with someone is also important if you have had sex already but are experiencing problems. We understand that talking about this subject may be uncomfortable for you. But having someone available who can answer your specific questions and who understands you can be a tremendous help.

If you are looking for more basic information, we have listed below some common problems with sex and general suggestions.



Knowing the Body

Every person's body is different, and what pleases one person may not please another. Getting to know your partner's body before having sex is a crucial step for both of you to enjoy the experience.

If you have skipped this step, it's not too late to go back. Ask your partner what he or she likes and dislikes. If you and your partner are still not sure, there are many books and Web sites with additional information on sensuality and physical pleasure. Put emphasis on getting to know your partner, not on sex.



Knowing the Mind

There are many nerves and erogenous zones in the body, but how your mind feels makes the most difference in whether sex is enjoyable. Picture two different scenarios. In the first, think about how you feel when someone you find attractive touches your arm - it can almost feel electric! But what if that touch comes from someone who makes you annoyed or uncomfortable? It likely gives you a feeling of "yuck" - something you want to stop as soon as possible.

Same kind of touch, different state of mind. Sex is similar. If you or your partner is not ready for sex -- if you are worrying about pregnancy, sexually transmitted infections (STIs), the relationship, trust or the test tomorrow -- it won't be that pleasurable for either of you. Your mind is the largest sense organ, and it's a barrier to a good time if it's just not the right time. Listen to your head and your feelings. If it doesn't feel right, don't convince yourself that it is. Is it not worth the risks of pregnancy, STIs, or hurting your relationship.

If intimacy is your goal, there are many things you can do to get closer to your partner without having sex. See our page about "not doing it" for more suggestions. You should not have sex if you aren't 100 percent sure that sex is right for you and/or your partner, if you are feeling pressured, or before you and your partner have discussed what sex will be like and how you will protect each other from disease and/or pregnancy.

Clits at the top, lick that alot. Money hole is right below that, pull the meat curtains back and poke. And if she is a nasty girl, go way down low and jam quick and hold on

[jcindaville]

Can't believe nobody has put odds on this yet!

She shows -120

She beat Chado at bowling -145

Chado looses his virginity - 240

The date is really a girl -700

Chado hits his/her Hershey Highway -2000

Sorry didn't have time to put in the rotation numbers

no rotation numbers

[vols fan]

OMG i am in tears

you are one funny sob VT

Im scared to ask but thats the third time you called me VT.F is near T on the keys but I'm sure your up to something

[longnex]

Im scared to ask but thats the third time you called me VT.F is near T on the keys but I'm sure your up to something

Vols Tech

[vols fan]

Vols Tech

You might be right