Chado, Have Fun, that's what counts... The few short years
we spend trying to grow up seem like an eternity, after
that our lives past by so fast, the next thing you know
you're an old man. Have Fun while you're Young because That's What Counts!!
She Shows Even
Chado looses his virginity +600
The date is really a girl +250
Chado hits his/her Hershey highway +2000
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Chado jerks off before going on the date -500
Chado jerks off after the date -2000
Chado wears shorts with skid marks -200
Chado puts on so much cologne he smells like a brothel -2000
Chado splits the bill -5000
Chado pays for the whole date +2500
Chado is making this shit up -10,000
I would bet the even money that she shows, their friendly up north and she works with him..and listen to checkers, have fun! maybe lace up the skates and see if she can score a goal on you...if you play your cards right you could be scoring a goal on her on the ice or in the car with that heater turned up catch my drift dude but dont tell anybody at work, that just doesnt work for anybody
Yea I'm just a "Ghost" here but I know an "All Time Classic" when I see one. This qualifies, and when it comes to Chado loosing his virginity, well we hope this site last longer than that! Odds on that +2000 Damm forgot the rotation number again, sorry capt.
First of all this is the funniest fucking thing I have ever read. To try to shed some serious light on this situation though I only have one caveat. Beware of relationships with people you work with. If things aren't working out in the love department try to at least be friends. There is nothing worse than having akward moments at work because an out of the office tryst didn't work out.
And if it does work out, congrats!!!
Always remember one thing....the shocker...two in the pink one in the stink...she will love it!!!
Dating tip #121
Background music that won't set the mood:
Madonna's "Like a Virgin"
Smokey Robinson, "Virgin Man," from the album "Pure Smokey"
Jermaine Stewart " We don't have to take our clothes off...."
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