Chado "in date" thread

[tech fan]

I believe your brother stated that you would try to pick up 30 girls on a night with no luck

NEVER SAID HE HAD NO LUCK.JUST HE WAS VERY PERSISTENT.HE ALWAYS BROUGHT ONE HOME JUST NOT ONE OF THE FIRST 15-20 HE ASKED ALL OF OUR BUDDIES USED TO SAY NO ONE WORKED HARDER THAN HE DID.GOING TO A CLUB WAS WORK FOR HIM.HE WAS ON A MISSION.NO LAUGHING NO JOKING AROUND JUST VERY SERIOUS.

[Chado1]

Positive.But I would let JC come to the Family Reunion though.It's in West Virginia.He would fit right in.
Funny story,my cousin flew into Pitt and was driving into WV for the reunion and he tells me he saw a sign for nude dancing.We go that night to find it and there it was a flashing sign that said "Turn now nude dancing".We turn and I swear to God we went down someones driveway.Theres a house and maybe 6 cars outside so he says fuck it lets leave.Not me baby I got to check this shit out.We go up to the front door and knock(you can hear music so we felt a little safe)and this guy opens the door charges us $5 to come in and there in the living room was 2 poles,4 pieces of plywood on some damn stacked up wooden pallets.They pull our beer out of a Coleman cooler and we sit down on a couch.This girl who don't look half bad comes over and ask if I want a dance so I said yes,and she gets me up and takes me downstairs in the basement.I'm getting a little scared.She starts dancing and I swear to God she reached her arms up and that is the most hair I have ever seen.I don't have that much hair under MY arms.I did let her finish the dance and just looked at her ass the rest of the song but needless to say I was out of there after that.Long story but JC would appreciate it

That sounds like a local strip club in Necktucky...JC could definately relate to that ghetto one...

[Chado1]

Take her to the gym

Yea the fat ones need to go to the gym..

[Chado1]

Not try to pick up 30,but I would talk to alot of girls each night and whichones seemed like they would give it up is who I would focuss on.My motto was I might not get laid but I'm atleast going to have something to jackoff to from the night

Now thats funny...

[Chado1]

You should be getting #'s at the gym

I know...this hot one is always running on the treadmill and I keep telling myself I am gonna go over there and talk to her but I always pussy out...she was there again today...one of these days I will talk to her....need to be confident and say fuck it I am going in...

[vols fan]

Positive.But I would let JC come to the Family Reunion though.It's in West Virginia.He would fit right in.
Funny story,my cousin flew into Pitt and was driving into WV for the reunion and he tells me he saw a sign for nude dancing.We go that night to find it and there it was a flashing sign that said "Turn now nude dancing".We turn and I swear to God we went down someones driveway.Theres a house and maybe 6 cars outside so he says fuck it lets leave.Not me baby I got to check this shit out.We go up to the front door and knock(you can hear music so we felt a little safe)and this guy opens the door charges us $5 to come in and there in the living room was 2 poles,4 pieces of plywood on some damn stacked up wooden pallets.They pull our beer out of a Coleman cooler and we sit down on a couch.This girl who don't look half bad comes over and ask if I want a dance so I said yes,and she gets me up and takes me downstairs in the basement.I'm getting a little scared.She starts dancing and I swear to God she reached her arms up and that is the most hair I have ever seen.I don't have that much hair under MY arms.I did let her finish the dance and just looked at her ass the rest of the song but needless to say I was out of there after that.Long story but JC would appreciate it

[longnex]

Not try to pick up 30,but I would talk to alot of girls each night and whichones seemed like they would give it up is who I would focuss on.My motto was I might not get laid but I'm atleast going to have something to jackoff to from the night

You sure your techfan brother and not JC's brother?

[vols fan]

I believe your brother stated that you would try to pick up 30 girls on a night with no luck

Not try to pick up 30,but I would talk to alot of girls each night and whichones seemed like they would give it up is who I would focuss on.My motto was I might not get laid but I'm atleast going to have something to jackoff to from the night

[BettorsChat]

All done work..off to the gym fellas to pump the guns and stare at a bunch of hot chicks while they work out in their skimpy little workout outfits like a stalking perv...

You should be getting #'s at the gym

[BettorsChat]

Yea I will take a BJ from a fat chick but definately will not fuck them....see its one thing back in the day or whatever when you are all drunk and just fuck whatever cause you are out of it and just enjoying the fun....

But try being 100% sober like I am now and with a fully attentive mind frame and some fat hog taking her clothes off and seeing that gut hang down...no thanks..

Take her to the gym

[BettorsChat]

I agree.Here was my schedule when I was 22.
Monday-Go to work,look for girls,drive home while looking for girls,went to bed early from trying to get laid all weekend.
Tuesday-Pretty much same as above maybe go to Hooters,talk to girls and get ready for the weekend(WED-SUN)
Wed-girls,beer,bar
Thursday-girls,beer,bar,club,more girls
Friday-girls,beer,strip club,club,more girls
Sat-Lake(with girls),beer,club
Sun-Apartment pool party,girls,beer,more drunk girls
Pick one day Chado,follow that schedule and promise you will get laid.Unless your Fugly and then you can come hang out with me.It makes me look better

I believe your brother stated that you would try to pick up 30 girls on a night with no luck

[vols fan]

Too much ass for this dick, gotta spread it far apart with the fatties

God your sick.











But I love it

[jcindaville]

JC dont like them fat cause he can't get his dick in there ass

Too much ass for this dick, gotta spread it far apart with the fatties

[vols fan]

Yea I will take a BJ from a fat chick but definately will not fuck them....see its one thing back in the day or whatever when you are all drunk and just fuck whatever cause you are out of it and just enjoying the fun....

But try being 100% sober like I am now and with a fully attentive mind frame and some fat hog taking her clothes off and seeing that gut hang down...no thanks..

Not that I was ever sober,but I liked it when I was the soberest one there.It gave me more chances to take advantage of a girl.A drunk guy makes it obvious who he is going after and it creeps a girl out.You on the other hand being sober notices she goes to piss about every 15 minutes.You watch the clock and just so happen to be in the hallway with her where you can start a conversation ALONE and the drunk guy hasn't even noticed shes gone yet.Next thing you know she gets drunker,you the sober one keeps running into her and guess who ends up giving the drunk girl a ride home.
P.S. We wont know what she looks like cause her head will be burried in your lap after you tell her maybe she should lay down to help sober her up.Sounds cheesy but it works.

[Chado1]

Bend her over,close your eyes and bang the hell out of Jessica Alba.Works every time

Yea but Jessica Alba's ass is hot and tiny...the fat chicks ass would be wide and floppy...

Oh...close your eyes...thats the key...I got you now...