All done work..off to the gym fellas to pump the guns and stare at a bunch of hot chicks while they work out in their skimpy little workout outfits like a stalking perv...
Yea I will take a BJ from a fat chick but definately will not fuck them....see its one thing back in the day or whatever when you are all drunk and just fuck whatever cause you are out of it and just enjoying the fun....
But try being 100% sober like I am now and with a fully attentive mind frame and some fat hog taking her clothes off and seeing that gut hang down...no thanks..
Bend her over,close your eyes and bang the hell out of Jessica Alba.Works every time
Not much experience with fat chicks but the ones I was drunk and let take advantage of me all gave great BJs.There fat,they have to be good at something.
Yea I will take a BJ from a fat chick but definately will not fuck them....see its one thing back in the day or whatever when you are all drunk and just fuck whatever cause you are out of it and just enjoying the fun....
But try being 100% sober like I am now and with a fully attentive mind frame and some fat hog taking her clothes off and seeing that gut hang down...no thanks..
I agree.Here was my schedule when I was 22.
Monday-Go to work,look for girls,drive home while looking for girls,went to bed early from trying to get laid all weekend.
Tuesday-Pretty much same as above maybe go to Hooters,talk to girls and get ready for the weekend(WED-SUN)
Wed-girls,beer,bar
Thursday-girls,beer,bar,club,more girls
Friday-girls,beer,strip club,club,more girls
Sat-Lake(with girls),beer,club
Sun-Apartment pool party,girls,beer,more drunk girls
Pick one day Chado,follow that schedule and promise you will get laid.Unless your Fugly and then you can come hang out with me.It makes me look better
Same...pretty much anything but fat...a chick with a gut wont even get me hard im sorry...just disgusting...
Not much experience with fat chicks but the ones I was drunk and let take advantage of me all gave great BJs.There fat,they have to be good at something.
Another thing I left out is that you know a girl the absolute hottest thing ever when you are willing to eat out her ass...or in JC's case she just has to be of the female gender...
Also...everyone knows that feeling you get right after you blow your load with some gross chick and you are getting dressed and you get that feeling like "WTF did I just do..fucking disgusting"...was good during it but after you cant believe what you just did...so therefore you know a chick is the hottest ever when right after you blow and you can look at her and be like "you are still fucking smoking and I would do you again right now"....thats how you know shes a keeper...very rare to have that feeling the exact moment after its done...I know you all guys can relate to this at the end....
When you get to be my age, you would fuck a snake if someone would hold its head so you dont get bitten
This is why guys hate cuddling after sex...we get that feeling right after like get away from me you gross cock gobling jizz enhaling slut...we cant believe all the hanus acts they just did with us cause we cannot fathom ever doing that to someone and it dusgusts us...the last thing we want to do is cuddle with them...
I would much rather go and watch the hockey game and make something to eat and then go to bed cause right after your done...sex and cuddling is the LAST thing you wanna do...
But like I said before...if you dont feel this way the exact moment after and you want to cuddle and do them again and can look at them in a good way STILL....than propose for sure...shes a keeper...
Another thing I left out is that you know a girl the absolute hottest thing ever when you are willing to eat out her ass...or in JC's case she just has to be of the female gender...
Also...everyone knows that feeling you get right after you blow your load with some gross chick and you are getting dressed and you get that feeling like "WTF did I just do..fucking disgusting"...was good during it but after you cant believe what you just did...so therefore you know a chick is the hottest ever when right after you blow and you can look at her and be like "you are still fucking smoking and I would do you again right now"....thats how you know shes a keeper...very rare to have that feeling the exact moment after its done...I know you all guys can relate to this at the end....
This is why guys hate cuddling after sex...we get that feeling right after like get away from me you gross cock gobling jizz enhaling slut...we cant believe all the hanus acts they just did with us cause we cannot fathom ever doing that to someone and it dusgusts us...the last thing we want to do is cuddle with them...
I would much rather go and watch the hockey game and make something to eat and then go to bed cause right after your done...sex and cuddling is the LAST thing you wanna do...
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