Chado "in date" thread

[Lsufan]

[baseballdave]

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dude, i just looked at those pics and if you don't ask her out, i'm coming to canada with to try and fuck her !!!

try a richard pryor line
"baby, you're so fine, i wanta suck your daddy's dick"
I think that will impress her !!

[BettorsChat]

101 Pick Up Lines

[BettorsChat]

Did you fart? Because you blew me away
You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
problems
"Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
room?"
Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
Christmas.
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
I know I'm not a grocery item but I can tell when you're checking me out.
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.
Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
Did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!
I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smokin'!
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a sparkle.
You've been a bad girl/boy. Go to my room.
If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity.
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Like the sheets on your bed I want cover you with love.
Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae.
You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.
Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan
I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.
You look so sweet your givin me a toothache.
My love for you is like the universe...neverending!!
If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
You - "Did it hurt". The other person will naturally say "Did what hurt?", You - "When you fell from heaven."
Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you have stolen my heart.
Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!
You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."
You got something on your chest: my eyes
Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
I don't know if you're beautiful or not, I haven't gotten past your eyes yet.
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.
Do you want to make millions? millions of babies!
The night is young, the moon is bright, and you are here with me tonight.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess)...Janice????
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN I see

[BettorsChat]

Pick-up Lines: Straight to the Point
The Most Complete and Most Useless Collection of Pick-Up Lines

[BettorsChat]

Get off your ass chado and ask the girl out.

Also isn't your sister around 18-20? If so have her fix your virgin no balls ass up.

[kbsooner21]

[Chado1]

Forget Doc, here are some lines that are perfect for YOU Chado:

I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.

So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.

Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?

Ya know, my mother would just love you if I brought you to my place tonight and then to her place tomorrow night.

Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'...

Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

Weren't you at the tractor pull last night? I remember your tits. (KB Gave me that one)

If you were a dwarf, you'd probably say I got a big dick. (Rook sent that one in)

If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you.

If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you? (JC Gave me that)

Be unique and different, say yes.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

So, do you like fat guys with no money? (Dimer gave me that)

If you need any more let me know.

Quality..

[BillMill71]

Forget Doc, here are some lines that are perfect for YOU Chado:

I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.

So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.

Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?

Ya know, my mother would just love you if I brought you to my place tonight and then to her place tomorrow night.

Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'...

Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

Weren't you at the tractor pull last night? I remember your tits. (KB Gave me that one)

If you were a dwarf, you'd probably say I got a big dick. (Rook sent that one in)

If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you.

If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you? (JC Gave me that)

Be unique and different, say yes.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

So, do you like fat guys with no money? (Dimer gave me that)

If you need any more let me know.

[10DimeBry]

hahahaha...I actually seen her at the gym today and brought up my protein shakes like a moron...

She looked so fucking hot in her little skimpy workout outfit with her big titties damn...

Honestly dude try spending age 13-21 stoned and drunk out of your mind day in and day out having very minimal comminucation with girls other than the couple whores I banged that were also drunk and stoned out of their minds and then sobering up and trying to be on the same level of communication skills with the opp sex I have a ton of catching up to do missed out on a ton of years of strengthening this shit....

next time she stops by i'll be sure to tell her you were askin about her ok buddy. dont worry i'll help ya out

[BettorsChat]

What's the worst thing he can say bro? No... Big deal, you go on with your life. You can't let something so simple get in the way. It's human nature to want to hook up with the same sex, he knows that, you know that. El Jugo made a great point above, all men like compliments so it won't hurt to drop something along those lines in there. You can't be scared of rejection

[The Lovedoc]

Chado, use my line as an ice breaker... Here it is...

Sooooooo, you wanna go back to my house and do lines of coke off each others ass crack?

[shoeman530]

Just go for it - worst she can say is no. You've got to learn to throw yourself out there and take a chance every now and then.


On another note -

I'm sure she'll be thrilled to know you are posting pics of her over the internet.

You might want to leave this piece of info out of your conversations with her...

[poskid]

Chad...

Asking someone for coffee is so noncommital that even if you have some sort of relationship with the girl you are never going to be more than friends. You need to get her out to a place where you can sit down and the speed of everything slows it down enough where she has to sit and actually talk with you. If you are too aloof she'll never see you as someone who wants anything more than to be friends. Like Jake said. At least go get an appetizer and some beers/cokes/milkshakes or something. Having to share an appetizer is good for connection while conversing.

The worst she can say is no and from what you've said and the pics posted she seems well worth taking a shot man.

PK

[kbsooner21]

What's the worst thing she can say bro? No... Big deal, you go on with your life. You can't let something so simple get in the way. It's human nature to want to hook up with the opposite sex, she knows that, you know that. El Jugo made a great point above, all women like compliments so it won't hurt to drop something along those lines in there. You can't be scared of rejection