Chado "in date" thread

[WayneChung]

my boy chado brings jimmy out of the closet-LOL-wads up bruddha jim ?? CHADO PULL OUT YOUR MARVIN AND LAY IT ON THE TABLE,IF SHE PULLS YOU IN THE BEDROOM BY IT-your there-IF SHE LAUGHS-YOU CAN ALWAYS TRY GUYS-LOL !!

thats a brash method,BUT FUCK MAN,ASK HER OUT FOR A NICE DINNER,TAKE HER DANCING AFTERWARDS,IF SHE SAYS NO,ASK A 100 MORE,ONE WILL GO OUT WITH YOU,AND A CHICK TELLING YOU NO DOES NOT END THE WORLD,YOU THINK WE WOULD HAVE AIRPLANES IF THOSE GUYS GAVE UP-TIME TO MAN UP BRO !!

[WayneChung]

my boy chado brings jimmy out of the closet-LOL-wads up bruddha jim ?? CHADO PULL OUT YOUR MARVIN AND LAY IT ON THE TABLE,IF SHE PULLS YOU IN THE BEDROOM BY IT-your there-IF SHE LAUGHS-YOU CAN ALWAYS TRY GUYS-LOL !!

[vols fan]

I never thought I would say this but Chado,your being to nice.When you asked her to have coffee and she said "Well I have a boyfriend" you should have been an ass and said "Well I'm sorry you think that much of yourself but I wasn't asking you out on a date but was just asking you if you wanted to have a cup of coffee" She would have laughed and been emberrased and next time you saw here just be like "I'm not asking you out just seeing how your doing" and she would laugh again and be emberassed.Then don't go overboard but just keep cracking jokes.If you ever learn anything always remember "Make a girl laugh and anything can happen".

[longnex]

Forget Doc, here are some lines that are perfect for YOU Chado:

I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there.

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

Hi, I need your help! My mom says that if I don't get a date by tomorrow, she's putting me up for adoption.

So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.

Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?

Ya know, my mother would just love you if I brought you to my place tonight and then to her place tomorrow night.

Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.

I am very, very lonely, and I was wonderin'...

Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again?

Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

Hey baby you're so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what's your name?

Weren't you at the tractor pull last night? I remember your tits. (KB Gave me that one)

If you were a dwarf, you'd probably say I got a big dick. (Rook sent that one in)

If my pillow had a hole in it, I would name it after you.

If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you? (JC Gave me that)

Be unique and different, say yes.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

So, do you like fat guys with no money? (Dimer gave me that)

If you need any more let me know.

[Chado1]

Thanks Joe. Since sobering up I have become not necessarily
"extremely"religious but a believer in God. I pray daily about everything I am grateful for in life. I pray for the less fortunate who are suffering in this world an so forth. I also believe more than anything that God has a happy, joyous, successful, and positive plan for everyone in this world as long as we show thanks, are kind and caring, and live life in a positive manner as much as we show effort for. I believe that some things are meant to be and some things are not and most of all I believe EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON based on Gods plan for each individual.

Deep gay shit most people may think but its the the truth of how I feel and I aint afraid to say it!!! One wouldnt believe how much my attitude "non internet" has changed over the last 2 years and my intellectual maturity of things and life....

[Chado1]

Exactly .... You will meet the one when you least expect it ....

Thanks Joe. Since sobering up I have become not necessarily
"extremely"religious but a believer in God. I pray daily about everything I am grateful for in life. I pray for the less fortunate who are suffering in this world an so forth. I also believe more than anything that God has a happy, joyous, successful, and positive plan for everyone in this world as long as we show thanks, are kind and caring, and live life in a positive manner as much as we show effort for. I believe that some things are meant to be and some things are not and most of all I believe EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON based on Gods plan for each individual.

[Spark]

I just shake this off and move on...NEXT!!!

Exactly .... You will meet the one when you least expect it ....

[Chado1]

Quickest rejection known to man:

"Heyy chad whats up? Yeah its nice to finally meet who's living on the other side of my wall lol.
I am seeing someone right now but even if I wasn't, I probably wouldn't even have time to grab coffee. I'm already overwhelmed with school and work, I can barely find time for myself. I was surprised I even had time to go to the gym yesterday lol.
I'm sure Ill see you around though"

What else is fucking new....

And trust me rejection isnt new for me so I just shake this off and move on...NEXT!!!

[Lsufan]

Jimmy's in the House ...



Gotta Love It!!!!

Yeah, wait till you see the Urgent thread from this morning. LMAO

[Chado1]

OK OK OK I talked with like 3 of my friends that are girls today and they all told me the same thing pretty much. They said to come right out front and lay down the boundray from the get go and message her on facebook saying something like "it was nice talking you at the gym yesterday. I was wondering if you are seeing anyone right now because I would love to grab a coffee with you sometime." period! So this is what I am going to do and if I get rejected fuck it next and move on ROGER THAT!!! This was a unanimous female decision about handling the situation so lets see how it goes. They all said ask her if she is seeing someone right away dont beat around the bush or she will think you are just trying to be her friend so there you have it from a female perspective. Back with an update of my rejected message back later...

[Spark]

Jimmy's in the House ...



Gotta Love It!!!!

[Spark]

hahahahahahahaha

[Chado1]

OMFG!!!



This thread is priceless...gay as shit but fucking priceless!!!

If this chick doesnt work out I will update the next and the next until it happens....sooner or later my wife will be in this thread even if its 36 posted chicks later...

[insidethe8thpol]

[insidethe8thpol]

Photo 9

You need to be slapping those asses with the titties of the girl in the white shirt

Ask them all out at once and pull a train on them. looks like they love to grab each other; get in on that action man