Summertime MAD LIB ... Win a FREE NFL "Survivor" entry!

[wayne1218]

Summer is here and July 4th is coming soon so i figured i would give _ a call to see if they want to _ . We could go to a _ before the BBQ and go to a _ after too and make a week of it. _ has kind of been ragging lately so i figured i would _ and _ him. _ is a vegetarian and and he wanted to know if i had _ and _ equipment before he commit's to coming. I did end up getting tickets to the _ and i figured if _ came, they could _ for all of us.

It should be a _ time and i hope you can all _ . If _ & _ are there i promise to _ and make _ "Take one for the team". ... A little _ will make him do _ . lol

If interested in our mid-summer party please email me @ _ .

It's 1st come 1st serve because _ is bringing _ and i can't guarantee _ will be able to do it all night!

[wayne1218]

The Best Mad Lib (Voted on by BC Members and using the one above) will earn a FREE Spot in the NFL "Survivor" pool. This will be closed on July 4th and we will nominate people, then vote in a seperate thread i create. Let's see them!

[Lsufan]

WOW!!!! This will get some hits

[Spark]

Great idea Wayne ... so glad I thought of it

[wayne1218]

Great idea Wayne ... so glad I thought of it

I know, a ton of people have done it already. Oh wait ... Maybe i meant NONE not TON!

[Lsufan]

I know, a ton of people have done it already. Oh wait ... Maybe i meant NONE not TON!

I'm working on mine as we speak

[Lsufan]

If I win, can you send me the cash instead of the free entry so I can pay Soonerbud?

Signed,

KB

[10DimeBry]

NICE!!!!!!!!!!!


FYI wayne,


if i dont post in here for a couple days, dont think i'm ignoring you its just that i'm gonna step up my game for this one. so its gonna take some time

[wayne1218]

lol ... That's what i figured Bryan. Nobody wants to go "1st".

[longnex]

lol ... That's what i figured Bryan. Nobody wants to go "1st".

Can you bump the last mad lib you did so I can use it as a reference. I cant find it.

[wayne1218]

Hell longnex, i have no clue where it is either! haha

[wayne1218]

I know it was during March Madness!

[Lsufan]

Here We Go .....

Summer is here and July 4th is coming soon so I figured I would give ALL THE BETTORSCHAT MEMBERS a call to see if they want to ALL GET TOGETHER FOR A PARTY AND TEASE SEAOFRED FOR NOT BEING INVITED.


We could go to a TEABAG CLASS (SO WE CAN LEARN THE PROPER MECHANICS OF THE “DIPPING”) before the BBQ and go to a CASINO IN LAS VEGAS after too and make a week of it.


KAPTAIN has kind of been ragging lately so I figured I would MAKE HIM 2 SIGNS … A SIGN, AND A SIGN and POST IT ON BETTORSCHAT FOR him.


THE ROOK is a vegetarian and he wanted to know if I had MADE PLANS ON INVITING OTHER VEGETARIAN MIDGETS and SOME “SHORT PEOPLE” BONDAGE equipment before he commits to coming.


I did end up getting tickets to the WOMEN’S OIL WRESTLING MATCHES and I figured if KB, SOONERBUD, AND JC came, they could ALL JUMP IN THE RING, OIL EACH OTHER DOWN FROM HEAD TO TOE, AND PUT ON ONE HELL OF A FIGHT for all of us.


It should be a PECKER BLISTERING time and I hope you can all “CUM.”


If WAYNE & LVJIMMY are there, I promise to BORROW SOME OLIVE BRANCHES FROM SPARK AND GIVE IT TO BOTH OF THEM and make DIMER "Take one for the team". ... A little PLATE OF PIZZA, CHICKEN WINGS, MCNUGGETS, FRENCH FRIES, AND A 2 LITER OF DIET PEPSI will make him do THE HOT KARL ON THE ROOK BEAR. LOL


If interested in our mid-summer party please email me @ GetMyEmailFromWayne@IAmNotPostingItOnHereLikeSoone rbudDid.2DayBan


It's 1st come 1st serve because SPARK is bringing HIS SUPPLY OF VIAGRA and I can't guarantee HE WILL HAVE ENOUGH FOR ALL OF US SO THAT WE CAN PORK EVERY STRIPPER IN VEGAS, AND THAT WE will be able to do it all night!

[wayne1218]

LMAO ... Nice job Jimmy!

[10DimeBry]

OMG


teabag, hot karl.............. short ppl bondage LMAO!!!