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[tech fan]

Summer is here and July 4th is coming soon so i figured i would give WAYNECHUNG a call to see if they want to CALL SAVAGE AND SEE IF HE WANTS TO GO IN 3 WAYS ON THE 50000 STAR GAME OF THE CENTURY GOING TONIGHT. We could go to a ENGLISH CLASS FOR WAYNECHUNG before the BBQ and go to a BONG SMOKING BEER DRINKING CONTEST after too and make a week of it.LSUFAN has kind of been ragging lately so i figured i would DELIVER A DEFENSELESS SOONERBUD and HE COULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF him. 10DIME is a vegetarian and and he wanted to know if i had 4,000 LBS OF ORGANIC MEAT and TMAC WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD THE HORSE RACING equipment before he commit's to coming. I did end up getting tickets to the PEPSI 400 and i figured if SPARK came, they could GIVE US SOME MORE LUCKY ASS PICKS IN NASCAR for all of us.

It should be a HELL OF A DRUNK time and i hope you can all KEEP UP WITH ME AND KB. If KB & THE DALE JR BEAR are there i promise to SWITH OUT THE DALE JR BEAR and make THE ROOK "Take one for the team". ... A little DLAE JR SWEATER will make KB do ALMOST ANYTHING. lol

If interested in our mid-summer party please email me @ IWANTTOGETINSURVIVOR@DALEJRWILLWINBEFOREHERETIRES. COM .

It's 1st come 1st serve because SPARK is bringing HIS NURSING HOME DIRECTOR AND HIS NURSING HOME and i can't guarantee SHUFFLEBOARD AND BINGO will be able to BE PLAYED all night!

THANKS WAYNE THIS WAS FUN THIS IS MINE BUT WHEN I DID IT IT SAYS POSTED BY WAYNE I THINK I MESSED UP OH WELL LOL WHAT ELSE IS NEW.

[kbsooner21]

Summer is here and July 4th is coming soon so i figured i would give NO ONE a call to see if they want to TALK FOR ABOUT 2 SECONDS . We could go to PARTY AND MEET SOME CHICKS BUT LONGNEX AND KAZ WANTED TO STAY TOGETHER before the BBQ and go to a TEABAG PARTY after too and make a week of it. KAPT has kind of been ragging lately so i figured i would POST THE DAMN ROTATION NUMBERS and MAKE him HAPPY AND ALL HE CAN SAY ABOUT IS “WHATEVER”.

MEG is a vegetarian and she wanted to know if i had A TASTE FOR SUSHI and IF JIMMY REALLY HAD THE PROPER PHOTOSHOP equipment before she commit's to coming. I TOLD HER NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THAT FRIGGEN PHOTOSHOP BECAUSE SHE WILL BE WITH THE ITALIAN STALLION. I did end up getting tickets to the AUDITION OF THE NEW SEASON OF “LITTLE PEOPLE” THE ROLOFFS and i figured if ROOK came, he could FEEL RIGHT AT HOME AND BE HAPPY for all of us.

It should be a BARN BURNING, EXCITING time and i hope you can all COME TO THE ALL NIGHT SHUFFLEBOARD PARTY WITH ME AFTER. If WAYNE & KB are there i promise to AGGRAVATE THE HELL OUT OF THEM ABOUT BEATING THEM IN NASCAR and make JC "Take one for the team". as HE LOVES DR. PHIL BECAUSE HE would make him do THE TV SHOW WITH ANN LANDERS . lol

If interested in our mid-summer party please email me DONOTCALLBECAUSEIDONOTANSWER@ IWILLCALLYOUBACK.VOICEMAIL.

It's 1st come 1st serve because DIMER is bringing THE FOOD SO YOU ALL KNOW i can't guarantee IF HE WILL EAT IT ALL ON THE WAY BUT I AM SURE HE will be able to do it all night!

OMFG...........

That's gotta be the funniest damn thing I've read on here in a long time!

[ChuckLazar]

Summer is here and July 4th is coming soon so i figured i would give Lovedoc and 10Dime a call to see if they wanted 4 free tickets to an American Homosexual Idol Concert. They could go to a special private autograph session and get a special belly signature from their Favorite singer, Sanjaya, before the BBQ and also go to an after concert "Man-Crush Fag Party" after too and make a week of it.

Kapt Karl has kind of been ragging lately, so i figured i would make sure there were going to be rotation numbers on all the CUMtestants

Wayne is a vegetarian and and he wanted to know if i would have Monte stop at Costco on his way and get some Lobster Rolls and liniment for his rotor rooter equipment before he commits to coming.
I did end up getting 5 tickets instead of 4, and i figured if LSU also came, he could take pictures for all of us to see.

It should be a titillating time at the "MCFP" and i hope you can all CUM. If Bover & Waynechung are there, i promise to have GoldenGreek introduced them to the Vomit Twins and make them see his Anal Baseball Bat collection, while "Taking one for the team". ...
A little Hardwood will make him do the Nasty with Dimmers Farm Animals at the Party! lol!!

If anyone is interested in our next mid-summer party please email me @AmericanHomosexualIdols.orgasm.

It's 1st come 1st serve because next year, I am bringing my stop watch to time everyone in the forty and i can't guarantee I will be able to do it all night!

[The Lovedoc]

Just got a phone call


Wayne: Hello is Doc there?
Doc: Yes wayne, whats up?
Wayne: Who you taking the 1st week of survivor?
Doc: Cowboys.......OUT!!!!

[Lsufan]

i would give NO ONE a call to see if they want to TALK FOR ABOUT 2 SECONDS

i hope you can all COME TO THE ALL NIGHT SHUFFLEBOARD PARTY WITH ME AFTER. If WAYNE & KB are there i promise to AGGRAVATE THE HELL OUT OF THEM ABOUT BEATING THEM IN NASCAR

DONOTCALLBECAUSEIDONOTANSWER@ IWILLCALLYOUBACK.VOICEMAIL

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Congrats Spark .... You Just Won The Contest

[Lsufan]

It's 1st come 1st serve because next year, I am bringing my stop watch to time everyone in the forty and i can't guarantee I will be able to do it all night!

NICE ONE CHUCK!!!

[Lsufan]

LSUFAN has kind of been ragging lately so i figured i would DELIVER A DEFENSELESS SOONERBUD and HE COULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF him

[10DimeBry]

LMFAO these are freakin great.

[Lsufan]

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THE ROOK is a vegetarian and he wanted to know if I had MADE PLANS ON INVITING OTHER VEGETARIAN MIDGETS and SOME “SHORT PEOPLE” BONDAGE equipment before he commits to coming.

The Rook is happy now .... He will be at the party ....

[tech fan]

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The Rook is happy now .... He will be at the party ....

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[BettorsChat]

Summer is here and July 4th is coming soon so I figured I would give _HEF and the Bunnies_ a call to see if they want to cum on over. We could go to a topless beach before the BBQ and go to the Bunny Ranch in Vegas after too and make a week of it. KB has kind of been ragging lately so i figured i would try to get him laid for once and invite a couple transvestites for him. Chado is a vegetarian and he wanted to know if i had some fresh clams and the proper protective equipment before he commits to coming. I did end up getting tickets to the Vida Guerra/Eva Longoria/Jessica Simpson Strip, Suck, and Fuck show and i figured if BC and The Greek came, they could provide pictures and video tapes as souvenirs for all of us.

It should be a beer guzzling, shot drinkin, chron smoking with lesbian action in the background once in a lifetime time and i hope you can all snatch your saggy nuts off the floor and come . If Wayne & Spark are there i promise to bring Viagara and binoculars for the old guys and make a you post way too much on bettorschat to have lives sign. Dimer can "Take one for the team". ... A little man juice will make him do some truly digusting things to a parrot . lol

If interested in our mid-summer party please email me @ [email protected] or KB can send his to [email protected] .

It's 1st come 1st serve because The Kapt is bringing some peg legged midgets and one eyed parrots and i can't guarantee KB and the parrots will be able to do it all night!

Kb getting laid for once by a transvetite

[BettorsChat]

Summer is here and July 4th is coming soon so i figured i would give KB and JC_ a call to see if they want to get out of the backwoods for the week . We could go to the tractor pulls before the BBQ and go to a Mullet Convention after too and make a week of it. LongNex has kind of been ragging lately so i figured i would listen to his story of waking up with his pants at his ankles, an empty wallet, tissues covered in KY, with Kaz standing over him and go to the therapist with him. Golden Greek is a vegetarian and and he wanted to know if i had video’s of bat penetration and sheep shearing equipment before he commit's to coming. I did end up getting tickets to the Firehouse #69 Fundraiser for Bulimics and Midgets Clam and Oyster Bake and i figured if JBC and Rook came, they could represent for all of us.

It should be a Killer time and i hope you can all outrun Monte, well we know Chuck can . If Jr & Jeff Gordon are there i promise to video their love making and make KB "Take one for the team". ... A little Crown and Nascar drivers will make him do gay shit . lol

If interested in our mid-summer party please email me @ [email protected] .

It's 1st come 1st serve because Spark is bringing viagra and i can't guarantee Bover will be able to do it all night!

Kaz nailed Longnex
Chuck can out run me

[BettorsChat]

You learning fast X ... Just don't apologize to KB ... Rag on him LOTS more, cause he plans on paying Soonerbud

Or just tell KB to fuck off

[BettorsChat]

Time For Another Bump!!!



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[tech fan]

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Monte up at 3am you not KB'd Are ya lol