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Summer is here and July 4th is coming soon so i figured i would give 10Dime and LoveDick a call to see if they want to have TONS of fun at the Pepsi 400 . We could go to a Pearl Necklace Contest before the BBQ and go to a Beer Guzzling Festival after too and make a week of it. BillMill has kind of been ragging lately so i figured i would Tell him To FUCK OFF and Karate Chop him. Spark got dentures and is a vegetarian and and he wanted to know if i had Mashed up peas and carrots and proper feeding equipment before he commit's to coming. I did end up getting tickets to the Neckcar race and i figured if JBC and Meg came, they could Use JBC as a pole and have Meg do a striptease for all of us.
It should be a helluva good time and i hope you can all Bring me some beer . If Soonerbud & TMac are there i promise to Wear ear Plugs and make DWade "Take one for the team".... A little Nut Butter will make him do Salad Tossing until his tongue falls out . lol
If interested in our mid-summer party please email me @ [email protected] .
It's 1st come 1st serve because JC is bringing Jergens and i can't guarantee His 5 fingered friend will be able to do it all night!
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Spark got dentures and is a vegetarian and and he wanted to know if i had Mashed up peas and carrots and proper feeding equipment before he commit's to coming
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Summer is here and July 4th is coming soon so i figured i would give Longnex and Bover a call to see if they want to Play hide the salami with each other . We could go to a Cubs game and see a real team play before the BBQ and go to a Belly dancing contest after too and make a week of it. LibDog has kind of been ragging lately so i figured i would Cut down a forest and Burn a hole in the ozone layer for him. Monte is a vegetarian and and he wanted to know if i had Tofu and egg whites and extra large dildo equipment before he commit's to coming. I did end up getting tickets to the Pink Taco Fest and i figured if Wayne and Fan came, they could Have enough green leaves for all of us.
It should be a whopper of a time and i hope you can all Drink like a fish to keep up with me . If Spark & Kapt are there i promise to Push them around in their wheel chairs and make Dimer change the tennis balls on their walkers and then "Take one for the team".... A little Puff off the mean green will make him do some pretty loony shit, like stuff cheetos up his nose and eat BBQ beans with a toothpick . lol
If interested in our mid-summer party please email me @ WishYouAllCouldCome@Couldn'tCareLessIfYouDidn't.ne t .
It's 1st come 1st serve because Rook is bringing a paternity test to Dime and i can't guarantee That fat son of a bitch will be able to Run and hide for it all night!
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