Summertime MAD LIB ... Win a FREE NFL "Survivor" entry!

[wayne1218]

LMAO ... I choose your party xstac!

[Lsufan]

[email protected] .

The Kapt is bringing some peg legged midgets and one eyed parrots and i can't guarantee KB and the parrots will be able to do it all night!


Poor KB ...

Thanks for posting your mad lib "x" ... It was great!!!

[10DimeBry]

LMAO kb is getting torn apart........and i love it

[kbsooner21]

What did I ever do to X?

[BillMill71]

Bover's Dream BettorsChat Party

Summer is here and July 4th is coming soon so i figured i would give KB and JC_ a call to see if they want to get out of the backwoods for the week . We could go to the tractor pulls before the BBQ and go to a Mullet Convention after too and make a week of it. LongNex has kind of been ragging lately so i figured i would listen to his story of waking up with his pants at his ankles, an empty wallet, tissues covered in KY, with Kaz standing over him and go to the therapist with him. Golden Greek is a vegetarian and and he wanted to know if i had video’s of bat penetration and sheep shearing equipment before he commit's to coming. I did end up getting tickets to the Firehouse #69 Fundraiser for Bulimics and Midgets Clam and Oyster Bake and i figured if JBC and Rook came, they could represent for all of us.

It should be a Killer time and i hope you can all outrun Monte, well we know Chuck can . If Jr & Jeff Gordon are there i promise to video their love making and make KB "Take one for the team". ... A little Crown and Nascar drivers will make him do gay shit . lol

If interested in our mid-summer party please email me @ [email protected] .

It's 1st come 1st serve because Spark is bringing viagra and i can't guarantee Bover will be able to do it all night!

[xstac2169]

LongNex has kind of been ragging lately so i figured i would listen to his story of waking up with his pants at his ankles, an empty wallet, tissues covered in KY, with Kaz standing over him and go to the therapist with him

That's some funny stuff right there...

and KB sorry man but I dont know many people here and everyone tends to rag on ya so I figured they'd get a kick outta it.

[kbsooner21]

and KB sorry man but I dont know many people here and everyone tends to rag on ya so I figured they'd get a kick outta it.

Not a problem bro, I can handle it......asshole

[Lsufan]

Killer time and i hope you can all outrun Monte, well we know Chuck can

[Lsufan]

and KB sorry man but I dont know many people here and everyone tends to rag on ya so I figured they'd get a kick outta it.

You learning fast X ... Just don't apologize to KB ... Rag on him LOTS more, cause he plans on paying Soonerbud

[The Lovedoc]

Summer is here and July 4th is coming soon so i figured i would give _HENDRICK MOTOR SPORTS a call to see if they want to _ GIVE KB SOME LUBE FOR A RIM JOB . We could go to _ SPARK'S NURSING HOME AND FOOL AROUND WITH SOME 80 YEAR OLD WHORES before the BBQ and go to a _ A DONKEY SHOW IN TIJIUANA DE MEXICOOOO after too and make a week of it. _ CUBS FANS has kind of been ragging lately so i figured i would _SEND THEM THE BEST PORN VIDEO OUT THERE CALLED "BACK DOOR SLUTS #9" and _ "KB SUCKED" him. _10DIMEBRY is a vegetarian and and he wanted to know if i had _ LIGHT DRESSING TO GO WITH HIS KFC BUCKET AND GREEN MAC AND CHEESE and _ MAN CANDY FOR HIS equipment before he commit's to coming. I did end up getting tickets to the _ BOO WEEKLY VS THE ARANGITANG MATCH and i figured if _ ROOK AND JMARTY came, they could _ GIVE US THE BEST BEATDOWN BETWEEN THE SHORTEST 2 PEOPLE IN THE WORLD for all of us.

It should be a _ BLUNT ROLLING, KB'D GOOD time and i hope you can all _GET OFF BETTORSCHAT FOR ONCE AND MAKE IT TO THE PARTY!! . If _COVERBOY & _ THE WIZ are there i promise to _ GET DIRECTIONS TO GIANTS STADIUM SO WE CAN FINALLY SEE THEM DUKE IT OUT and make _ KAPTAIN HOLDING A SIGN (WHILE PUNCHING, PLEASE USE ROTATION #'S SO WE CAN GET A TALLY)"Take one for the team". ... A little _ HIT FROM WAYNES BONG will make him do _ WONDERS LIKE DRESSING UP IN DRAG. lol

If interested in our mid-summer party please email me @ _ [email protected]

It's 1st come 1st serve because _ PIGSKIN is bringing _ HIS 200 CLOSEST BLACK FRIENDS and i can't guarantee _ WITH WAYNECHUNG AND ALL HIS MEDS, WE will be able to do it all night!





Hey wayne, you can shoot me an email telling me i just won........OUT!!!

[Lsufan]

Cause I promised Wayne I would bump this thread more than Linemover and Spark bump their threads.

[WayneChung]

Cause I promised Wayne I would bump this thread more than Linemover and Spark bump their threads.

ps-i resent that.........signed limemover sportsz inc. !!

[Lsufan]

We could go to _ SPARK'S NURSING HOME AND FOOL AROUND WITH SOME 80 YEAR OLD WHORES

ROOK AND JMARTY came, they could _ GIVE US THE BEST BEATDOWN BETWEEN THE SHORTEST 2 PEOPLE IN THE WORLD for all of us.
( Winner of the fight gets an X-Box .... Oops ... Sorry )

Great Job Doc!!

[Lsufan]

Time For Another Bump!!!



Come On Guys .... Post A Mad Lib For Us .... This Is Your Chance To Take Shots At Monte, Wayne, And Spark

[Spark]

Summer is here and July 4th is coming soon so i figured i would give NO ONE a call to see if they want to TALK FOR ABOUT 2 SECONDS . We could go to PARTY AND MEET SOME CHICKS BUT LONGNEX AND KAZ WANTED TO STAY TOGETHER before the BBQ and go to a TEABAG PARTY after too and make a week of it. KAPT has kind of been ragging lately so i figured i would POST THE DAMN ROTATION NUMBERS and MAKE him HAPPY AND ALL HE CAN SAY ABOUT IS “WHATEVER”.

MEG is a vegetarian and she wanted to know if i had A TASTE FOR SUSHI and IF JIMMY REALLY HAD THE PROPER PHOTOSHOP equipment before she commit's to coming. I TOLD HER NOT TO WORRY ABOUT THAT FRIGGEN PHOTOSHOP BECAUSE SHE WILL BE WITH THE ITALIAN STALLION. I did end up getting tickets to the AUDITION OF THE NEW SEASON OF “LITTLE PEOPLE” THE ROLOFFS and i figured if ROOK came, he could FEEL RIGHT AT HOME AND BE HAPPY for all of us.

It should be a BARN BURNING, EXCITING time and i hope you can all COME TO THE ALL NIGHT SHUFFLEBOARD PARTY WITH ME AFTER. If WAYNE & KB are there i promise to AGGRAVATE THE HELL OUT OF THEM ABOUT BEATING THEM IN NASCAR and make JC "Take one for the team". as HE LOVES DR. PHIL BECAUSE HE would make him do THE TV SHOW WITH ANN LANDERS . lol

If interested in our mid-summer party please email me DONOTCALLBECAUSEIDONOTANSWER@ IWILLCALLYOUBACK.VOICEMAIL.

It's 1st come 1st serve because DIMER is bringing THE FOOD SO YOU ALL KNOW i can't guarantee IF HE WILL EAT IT ALL ON THE WAY BUT I AM SURE HE will be able to do it all night!