I have sat on the sidelines too long.
Now for the first time I am going to offer my internet special at a very special price for all of you who need to win during the tournament.
All prices include plays for the NCAA, NIT and NBA up until and including 4/6/04.
At Savage Picks we have three clubs for this special:
1) First we have the CF Club;this stands for Coin Flip Club.
This costs $95 and is designed for the smaller player $50-$100 a game .
All plays are based on the coin flip of my authentic 1957 Benjamin Franklin Half Dollar and will get you 2-3 games a night which MUST be on tv, whether they are key games or not.
My Franklin Half Dollar going back for the last 365 days has a record of W752 and L251 or a percentage of 74.9%.
If you are a larger player, say from $100 to $500 or $1000 perhaps, we have another club entitled the CB Club; this stands for the Club "Bull"loney Club and the plays are derived from my thousands of scouts stationed all over the country and at every gamesite, at every college which is participating in the
tournament, and of course at all NBA team sites(also football and baseball sites when in season).
These scouts over the years have obtained for me such things a
injury and health reports not known to the public, player's and coach's moods and too many other intangibles even to begin to enumerate.
This club will get you anywhere from 3 to 10 plays a night depending on which scouts report in with game deciding information.
The results of this club over the last 365 days, which also includes baseball and football(yes our scouts are there also) are W2009 and L456 for 82.1%.
How much does this club cost you ask.
Well, to make this price competitive with someone here who is charging $795 for the time through 4/6, we want to make our price a little better, and thus price will be a mere $794.99.
Finally we have our most prestigious club, one which doesn't deal with coin flips or scouts;it is known as the CFTOS Club.
What do these weird initials stand for?
Well, folks, the initials stand for the the Contact From the Other Side Club, and yes it is designed for the person who wants to win 100% of the time.
Our contact is a deceased athlete, the name of whom will go unnamed, who has the ability to determine and/or who knows the winners of all sporting contests and the exact final score in advance.
For reasons unknown, this contact came to be in a dream 3 months ago and told me that I was one chosen to be the one to offer this service to all to destroy the evil bookmaker.
I tested this out for last 3 months (the plays are given to me at a certain website from the hereafter which only I can access)
Anyways, after going 100% in the picks( to prove this was on the up and up), I have decided to offer this service for the introductory price of only $12,749.99, as that beats the price of another service which is charging $12,750.
Obviously this service is designed for any size player who can afford to pay the $12,749.99;obviously no matter how much you bet per game, the fee will be made up quickly.
Anyways, if you are interested, just email me at savagepickswin.com, and we will take care of you.
We have the best guarantee in the industry: if for some inexplicable reason we do not show a profit and WIN in any one of the three clubs between now and 4/6/04, our outstanding guarantee is that you will LOSE.
Now for the first time I am going to offer my internet special at a very special price for all of you who need to win during the tournament.
All prices include plays for the NCAA, NIT and NBA up until and including 4/6/04.
At Savage Picks we have three clubs for this special:
1) First we have the CF Club;this stands for Coin Flip Club.
This costs $95 and is designed for the smaller player $50-$100 a game .
All plays are based on the coin flip of my authentic 1957 Benjamin Franklin Half Dollar and will get you 2-3 games a night which MUST be on tv, whether they are key games or not.
My Franklin Half Dollar going back for the last 365 days has a record of W752 and L251 or a percentage of 74.9%.
If you are a larger player, say from $100 to $500 or $1000 perhaps, we have another club entitled the CB Club; this stands for the Club "Bull"loney Club and the plays are derived from my thousands of scouts stationed all over the country and at every gamesite, at every college which is participating in the
tournament, and of course at all NBA team sites(also football and baseball sites when in season).
These scouts over the years have obtained for me such things a
injury and health reports not known to the public, player's and coach's moods and too many other intangibles even to begin to enumerate.
This club will get you anywhere from 3 to 10 plays a night depending on which scouts report in with game deciding information.
The results of this club over the last 365 days, which also includes baseball and football(yes our scouts are there also) are W2009 and L456 for 82.1%.
How much does this club cost you ask.
Well, to make this price competitive with someone here who is charging $795 for the time through 4/6, we want to make our price a little better, and thus price will be a mere $794.99.
Finally we have our most prestigious club, one which doesn't deal with coin flips or scouts;it is known as the CFTOS Club.
What do these weird initials stand for?
Well, folks, the initials stand for the the Contact From the Other Side Club, and yes it is designed for the person who wants to win 100% of the time.
Our contact is a deceased athlete, the name of whom will go unnamed, who has the ability to determine and/or who knows the winners of all sporting contests and the exact final score in advance.
For reasons unknown, this contact came to be in a dream 3 months ago and told me that I was one chosen to be the one to offer this service to all to destroy the evil bookmaker.
I tested this out for last 3 months (the plays are given to me at a certain website from the hereafter which only I can access)
Anyways, after going 100% in the picks( to prove this was on the up and up), I have decided to offer this service for the introductory price of only $12,749.99, as that beats the price of another service which is charging $12,750.
Obviously this service is designed for any size player who can afford to pay the $12,749.99;obviously no matter how much you bet per game, the fee will be made up quickly.
Anyways, if you are interested, just email me at savagepickswin.com, and we will take care of you.
We have the best guarantee in the industry: if for some inexplicable reason we do not show a profit and WIN in any one of the three clubs between now and 4/6/04, our outstanding guarantee is that you will LOSE.
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