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    I have sat on the sidelines too long.
    Now for the first time I am going to offer my internet special at a very special price for all of you who need to win during the tournament.
    All prices include plays for the NCAA, NIT and NBA up until and including 4/6/04.
    At Savage Picks we have three clubs for this special:
    1) First we have the CF Club;this stands for Coin Flip Club.
    This costs $95 and is designed for the smaller player $50-$100 a game .
    All plays are based on the coin flip of my authentic 1957 Benjamin Franklin Half Dollar and will get you 2-3 games a night which MUST be on tv, whether they are key games or not.
    My Franklin Half Dollar going back for the last 365 days has a record of W752 and L251 or a percentage of 74.9%.
    If you are a larger player, say from $100 to $500 or $1000 perhaps, we have another club entitled the CB Club; this stands for the Club "Bull"loney Club and the plays are derived from my thousands of scouts stationed all over the country and at every gamesite, at every college which is participating in the
    tournament, and of course at all NBA team sites(also football and baseball sites when in season).
    These scouts over the years have obtained for me such things a
    injury and health reports not known to the public, player's and coach's moods and too many other intangibles even to begin to enumerate.
    This club will get you anywhere from 3 to 10 plays a night depending on which scouts report in with game deciding information.
    The results of this club over the last 365 days, which also includes baseball and football(yes our scouts are there also) are W2009 and L456 for 82.1%.
    How much does this club cost you ask.
    Well, to make this price competitive with someone here who is charging $795 for the time through 4/6, we want to make our price a little better, and thus price will be a mere $794.99.
    Finally we have our most prestigious club, one which doesn't deal with coin flips or scouts;it is known as the CFTOS Club.
    What do these weird initials stand for?
    Well, folks, the initials stand for the the Contact From the Other Side Club, and yes it is designed for the person who wants to win 100% of the time.
    Our contact is a deceased athlete, the name of whom will go unnamed, who has the ability to determine and/or who knows the winners of all sporting contests and the exact final score in advance.
    For reasons unknown, this contact came to be in a dream 3 months ago and told me that I was one chosen to be the one to offer this service to all to destroy the evil bookmaker.
    I tested this out for last 3 months (the plays are given to me at a certain website from the hereafter which only I can access)
    Anyways, after going 100% in the picks( to prove this was on the up and up), I have decided to offer this service for the introductory price of only $12,749.99, as that beats the price of another service which is charging $12,750.
    Obviously this service is designed for any size player who can afford to pay the $12,749.99;obviously no matter how much you bet per game, the fee will be made up quickly.
    Anyways, if you are interested, just email me at savagepickswin.com, and we will take care of you.
    We have the best guarantee in the industry: if for some inexplicable reason we do not show a profit and WIN in any one of the three clubs between now and 4/6/04, our outstanding guarantee is that you will LOSE.
    Last edited by savage1; 03-16-2004, 12:21 PM.

  • #2
    Savage

    That is some funny shit!!!!...I guess we don't have to work anymore!!...lol

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    • #3
      that was great.....


      i also find it funny how in EVERY SPORT the the winning % of each package INCREASES with price...like i said before sometimes the top plays will lose more than the regular plays..but NEVER for Ty "the big lie" Gaston.....you always get what you pay for...wait isnt that walmarts slogan.....
      the original "HuskerFan"

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      • #4
        SAVAGE1

        Thats was worthless time on your part to Mock the GOD of sports information, my people keep winning and winning and winning while you keep trying to mock me but the shit aint funny at all. it just makes you look more and more like the assbag jew bastard that you are!
        Get some cash, sign up with me and come to the promised land, its really spectacular here in bettors heaven (Ty Gaston's Pro Scouts)!
        If you only knew, but your too stubborn and too cheap, cheap, cheap, to wake up and smell the coffee!
        Get fighting 59 year old retarded one (oops retired one)
        I keep making mistakes calling you retard, oh well!
        Mr Gaston

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        • #5
          take it up the butt ty.

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          • #6
            Savage



            Thats all I can say
            1 of 1 Morons

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            • #7
              That is some great shit!!!

              But you pissed off the GOD of sports information!!!

              Give me a fucking break!!


              Good luck,
              John

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              • #8
                Mr. Gaston-you are so rich that you have to come back here and try to entice folks to sign up at a "mere" $795 or for $12,750.
                On the other hand, I guess someone has to pay your $80000 a week payroll or the "scouts" who are scattered all over the country getting you all the "inside" information that no one else or service can get.
                ps I see already where several of the really OUTSTANDING and FREE cappers agree with me.
                Maybe they don't have quite as many "scouts" as you(yeah, right), but they do win at a GREAT percentage, and they are documented DAILY.
                You are the King allright but not of handicapping but of something else;hint the initials are BS.
                Last edited by savage1; 03-16-2004, 03:06 PM.

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                • #9
                  watch what you say...........

                  mighty Ty might find out where you live and sit on you..........

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                  • #10
                    why even pay ty 12k, i will sell u picks for 100 bucks and ill flat out tell u im flipping the coin, thats monstrous saving. think about it. i was 1123-3-1 in 2003. yep all documented right here in my head.
                    Success will be the best revenge

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