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I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
>dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
>There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful
>younger sister.
>
>My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
>miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend
>down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
>It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near
>anyone else.
>
>One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to
>check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and
>she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that
>she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
>before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
>
>Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
>going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling,
>just come up and get me."
>
>I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
>I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight
>to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my
>car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside,
>all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
>and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
>We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
>family!"
>
>
>And the moral of this story is:
>Always keep your condoms in your car.
>dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
>There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful
>younger sister.
>
>My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
>miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend
>down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
>It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near
>anyone else.
>
>One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to
>check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and
>she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that
>she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
>before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
>
>Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
>going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling,
>just come up and get me."
>
>I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
>I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight
>to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my
>car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside,
>all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
>and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
>We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
>family!"
>
>
>And the moral of this story is:
>Always keep your condoms in your car.
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