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    I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
    >dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.
    >There was only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful
    >younger sister.
    >
    >My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
    >miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She would regularly bend
    >down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
    >It had to be deliberate because she never did it when she was near
    >anyone else.
    >
    >One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to
    >check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and
    >she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that
    >she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
    >before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
    >
    >Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm
    >going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling,
    >just come up and get me."
    >
    >I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
    >I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight
    >to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my
    >car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside,
    >all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
    >and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
    >We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
    >family!"
    >
    >
    >And the moral of this story is:
    >Always keep your condoms in your car.

  • #2
    lol very funny
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    • #3
      I posted this same joke a week ago! Still funny too.

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      • #4
        Sorry

        Originally posted by winner
        I posted this same joke a week ago! Still funny too.
        I MUST HAVE MISSED IT , I DON'T LIKE POSTING SOMETHING TWICE.

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        • #5
          Thats great
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