Are you married/single or divorced?

[Meg30]

Did I just hear the my name.

Signed,

Doc :christmas :christmas

go back to jury duty..i didn't say jobless

[Homer]

go back to jury duty..i didn't say jobless

I'm cleaning pools this morning you can even ask Homer.

Signed.

Lovedoc (AKA) Looking for a SexyBrunette in my life. :christmas :christmas

[Meg30]

I'm cleaning pools this morning you can even ask Homer.

Signed.

Lovedoc (AKA) Looking for a SexyBrunette in my life. :christmas :christmas

LOL he's looking for dark chocolate...he already has the sexy brunette in dimer

[Homer]

LOL he's looking for dark chocolate...he already has the sexy brunette in dimer

Bahahahahhahaha



That was to funny :christmas :christmas

[10DimeBry]

LOL he's looking for dark chocolate...he already has the sexy brunette in dimer

i'm a brunette??? thats new to me.


i mean i know i'm fat but last time i ch'd i had blonde hair

[Meg30]

i'm a brunette??? thats new to me.


i mean i know i'm fat but last time i ch'd i had blonde hair

naw..it's brunette

[LSUMONSTER]

It was tough. With where we are today, I wouldn't change a thing but I certainly wouldn't advise cheating as a way to help your marriage. I just have an incredible person who knew I was better than that. Problem is: 23 year old comes around and keeps sayin, "I wish I had you." That male ego gets stroked and the line gets smaller and smaller. Once I crossed it, I was 18 all over again. Sex whenever I wanted it, wherever I wanted it, however I wanted it. Tough to get out of.

te1,
I wish I was you...

[te14]

te1,
I wish I was you...

Why is that?

[The Cooler]

so he can bang a 23 yr old broad whenever, wherever and however.......

[te14]

so he can bang a 23 yr old broad whenever, wherever and however.......

Man, that was the problem. I had been married 5 years and we know how the sex life changes. It was almost like some fantasy world everytime I went to see the no panty wearing, silicon breast enhanced freak. I'm not bragging about it. I'm just saying the sex is a damn drug and then once your hooked, it's a bitch to let go. That is, until you're busted. Then you realize what it really is all about.

[thesheperd]

Married, 10th anniversary is tomorrow. My 10 year sentence is almost up. What I am trying to say is being married is like breaking into jail.

[CheCheBoFumbe]

Married Twice

was married to my first wife 18 years and my second now for 17 years. One daughter 35 and one granddaughter 5. Both have me wrapped around their little fingers.

My second wife has been great. Loves to watch sports, plays golf, gambles and can out drink most anyone when it comes to Jack Daniels. Hoping it will last forever.

She is 16 years younger than me so I worship every day I get to spend with her.

[Homer]

was married to my first wife 18 years and my second now for 17 years. One daughter 35 and one granddaughter 5. Both have me wrapped around their little fingers.

My second wife has been great. Loves to watch sports, plays golf, gambles and can out drink most anyone when it comes to Jack Daniels. Hoping it will last forever.

She is 16 years younger than me so I worship every day I get to spend with her.

Nothing Wrong with that Man. Marriage is a great thing if you find the right one :christmas :christmas :christmas