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THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG.
THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS
ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF
BOTH SEXES.
IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG,
DANGLING READY LOOSELY
FOR INSTANT ACTION.
IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP
OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS
AT ONE END AND SMALL
HOLE AT THE OTHER.
IN USE, IT IS INSERTED,
ALMOST ALwAYS wILLINGLY,
SOMETIMES SLOwLY,
SOMETIMES QUICKLY,
INTO A wARM, FLESHY,
MOIST OPENING wHERE IT
IS THRUST IN AND DRAwN
OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN
MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION,
OFTEN QUICKLY AND
ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING
BODILY MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE FOUND LISTENING
IN will MOST SURELY
RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC,
PULSING SOUND, RESULTING
FROM THE well LUBRICATED
MOVEMENTS.
when FINALLY withdrawn,
IT LEAVES BEHIND
A JUICY,
FROTHY,
white STICKY SUBSTANCE,
SOME OF which will
NEED CLEANING FROM
THE OUTER SURFACES
OF THE OPENING AND
SOME OF FROM ITS LONG
GLISTENING SHAFT.
AFTER EVERYTHING
IS DONE AND THE Flowing
AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS
HAVE CEASED EMANATING,
IT IS RETURNED TO ITS
FREELY HANGING STATE
OF REST, READY YET FOR
ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION,
HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS
BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE
OR THREE TIMES A DAY,
BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
what AM I???????
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY
GUESSED, THE Answer !
TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE
OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OwN..........
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
TOOTHBRUSH.........
what were you
thinking?
You PERVERT!
THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS
ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF
BOTH SEXES.
IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG,
DANGLING READY LOOSELY
FOR INSTANT ACTION.
IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP
OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS
AT ONE END AND SMALL
HOLE AT THE OTHER.
IN USE, IT IS INSERTED,
ALMOST ALwAYS wILLINGLY,
SOMETIMES SLOwLY,
SOMETIMES QUICKLY,
INTO A wARM, FLESHY,
MOIST OPENING wHERE IT
IS THRUST IN AND DRAwN
OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN
MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION,
OFTEN QUICKLY AND
ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING
BODILY MOVEMENTS.
ANYONE FOUND LISTENING
IN will MOST SURELY
RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC,
PULSING SOUND, RESULTING
FROM THE well LUBRICATED
MOVEMENTS.
when FINALLY withdrawn,
IT LEAVES BEHIND
A JUICY,
FROTHY,
white STICKY SUBSTANCE,
SOME OF which will
NEED CLEANING FROM
THE OUTER SURFACES
OF THE OPENING AND
SOME OF FROM ITS LONG
GLISTENING SHAFT.
AFTER EVERYTHING
IS DONE AND THE Flowing
AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS
HAVE CEASED EMANATING,
IT IS RETURNED TO ITS
FREELY HANGING STATE
OF REST, READY YET FOR
ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION,
HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS
BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE
OR THREE TIMES A DAY,
BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
what AM I???????
AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY
GUESSED, THE Answer !
TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE
OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OwN..........
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
TOOTHBRUSH.........
what were you
thinking?
You PERVERT!
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