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    THE RANGE OF 8 INCHES LONG.
    THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS
    ENJOYED BY MEMBERS OF
    BOTH SEXES.
    IS USUALLY FOUND HUNG,
    DANGLING READY LOOSELY
    FOR INSTANT ACTION.
    IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP
    OF LITTLE HAIRY THINGS
    AT ONE END AND SMALL
    HOLE AT THE OTHER.
    IN USE, IT IS INSERTED,
    ALMOST ALwAYS wILLINGLY,
    SOMETIMES SLOwLY,
    SOMETIMES QUICKLY,
    INTO A wARM, FLESHY,
    MOIST OPENING wHERE IT
    IS THRUST IN AND DRAwN
    OUT AGAIN AND AGAIN
    MANY TIMES IN SUCCESSION,
    OFTEN QUICKLY AND
    ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING
    BODILY MOVEMENTS.
    ANYONE FOUND LISTENING
    IN will MOST SURELY
    RECOGNIZE THE RHYTHMIC,
    PULSING SOUND, RESULTING
    FROM THE well LUBRICATED
    MOVEMENTS.
    when FINALLY withdrawn,
    IT LEAVES BEHIND
    A JUICY,
    FROTHY,
    white STICKY SUBSTANCE,
    SOME OF which will
    NEED CLEANING FROM
    THE OUTER SURFACES
    OF THE OPENING AND
    SOME OF FROM ITS LONG
    GLISTENING SHAFT.
    AFTER EVERYTHING
    IS DONE AND THE Flowing
    AND CLEANSING LIQUIDS
    HAVE CEASED EMANATING,
    IT IS RETURNED TO ITS
    FREELY HANGING STATE
    OF REST, READY YET FOR
    ANOTHER BIT OF ACTION,
    HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS
    BRISTLING CLIMAX TWICE
    OR THREE TIMES A DAY,
    BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.
    what AM I???????
    AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY
    GUESSED, THE Answer !
    TO THE RIDDLE IS NONE
    OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OwN..........
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    >>>>>>>>
    TOOTHBRUSH.........
    what were you
    thinking?
    You PERVERT!

  • #2
    Thats what i guessed ... First thing i thought it was ... a toothbrush

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    • #3
      LMAO at Spark! Good one man!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Spark
        Thats what i guessed ... First thing i thought it was ... a toothbrush
        That would be the FIRST thing you think of

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        • #5
          Be nice Meg, he can still use his toothbrush on his dentures!!!!!!
          "Sometimes it's not what you play, but what you don't play."

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          • #6
            Heard that one a long time ago... funny read

            ~~~ Tigger

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