Things to say to the umpire....
*Don't bother brushing off the corners blue, you're not calling them anyway
*(after brushing off the plate) You'll make a great wife someday.
*That's why the shouldn't allow umpires to date the players.
*We know you're blind we've seen your wife.
*Can I pet your seeing eye dog after the game?
*Blue, if you had another eye you'd be a cyclops.
*Which one of you umps is the designated driver?
*How can you sleep with all these lights on?
*I thought only horses slept standing up!
*Flip over the plate and read the directions.
*The circus is in town and the clowns are wearing blue.
*How'd you get a square head in a round mask?
*What were you the lookout for the Titanic?
*Keep calling them like that and you'll be bagging groceries by October.
*Now I know why there's only one i in umpire.
*How about some windex for that glass eye.
*Don't bother brushing off the corners blue, you're not calling them anyway
*(after brushing off the plate) You'll make a great wife someday.
*That's why the shouldn't allow umpires to date the players.
*We know you're blind we've seen your wife.
*Can I pet your seeing eye dog after the game?
*Blue, if you had another eye you'd be a cyclops.
*Which one of you umps is the designated driver?
*How can you sleep with all these lights on?
*I thought only horses slept standing up!
*Flip over the plate and read the directions.
*The circus is in town and the clowns are wearing blue.
*How'd you get a square head in a round mask?
*What were you the lookout for the Titanic?
*Keep calling them like that and you'll be bagging groceries by October.
*Now I know why there's only one i in umpire.
*How about some windex for that glass eye.
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