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Cheer up Leo - Think of it this way ... with a 43 on the Gay - O -Meter test you've now doubled your chances for sexual conquests .
I'm the one who got screwed on that silly IQ test.
" Dear Neil - Even though you scored a 128 some of your responses were quite disturbing . For instance .... as to the question regarding the 2 cars travelling in opposite directions and both making a left hand turn .. how far are they apart ? - you chose to e-mail us your own answer which was : "Who cares ?? They just wanted to get the hell away from one another. Maybe it was a drug deal gone bad . Who are we to judge ? "
Here's another answer of yours which has our Psychologists mystified --- If 6 men paint 30 houses in 120 days how long will it take 3 men to paint 15 houses ? Again you ignored our 4 possible asnswers and e-mailed us with : " The answer is 1 day .... They run a volume business ! "
There are other frightening issues about your answers that are too dreadful to report . Since we must make a career recommendation for you let us say that although you show a marked tendency toward anti - social behavior you demonstrate a keen business acumen. You must consider buying the New York Yankees . "
PS I wish they would have asked " What's the difference between two - eighths and three - eighths ? " I'd have called them up and yelled : " That's what I'm trying to tell YOU ..... What's the Fuckin difference !! "
Cheer up Leo - Think of it this way ... with a 43 on the Gay - O -Meter test you've now doubled your chances for sexual conquests .
I'm the one who got screwed on that silly IQ test.
" Dear Neil - Even though you scored a 128 some of your responses were quite disturbing . For instance .... as to the question regarding the 2 cars travelling in opposite directions and both making a left hand turn .. how far are they apart ? - you chose to e-mail us your own answer which was : "Who cares ?? They just wanted to get the hell away from one another. Maybe it was a drug deal gone bad . Who are we to judge ? "
Here's another answer of yours which has our Psychologists mystified --- If 6 men paint 30 houses in 120 days how long will it take 3 men to paint 15 houses ? Again you ignored our 4 possible asnswers and e-mailed us with : " The answer is 1 day .... They run a volume business ! "
There are other frightening issues about your answers that are too dreadful to report . Since we must make a career recommendation for you let us say that although you show a marked tendency toward anti - social behavior you demonstrate a keen business acumen. You must consider buying the New York Yankees . "
PS I wish they would have asked " What's the difference between two - eighths and three - eighths ? " I'd have called them up and yelled : " That's what I'm trying to tell YOU ..... What's the Fuckin difference !! "
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