Pecan Pie Cake

[jcheckers]

Just in time for the Holidays,
If you Fat Boys really want to grow up to Big and FAT
like me, this recipe is a Must!

Give this to your wives and Thank me Later!


PECAN PIE CAKE
(Insulated pan: Oven@ 350 / Uninsulated pan: Oven 325)

Step 1:
1 box Duncan Hines Butter Cake Mix (reserve 2/3 cup mix for filling)
1 stick marg. (or butter), melted, 1 C brown sugar, 2 eggs, 2 T water, 2 Cups
chopped pecans.

Mix above ingred. in order given - VERY THICK. Pour into 9 X 13 pan,
sprayed with vege. shortening.
Bake for 25 minutes.

Step 2:
Combine: 1 C sugar, 1 C white Karo syrup, 1 stick marg/butter, melted,
1 C milk, 1 t vanilla. Add reserved dry cake mix, 2 eggs beaten.
Mix with mixer and pour carefully over cake layer. This filling is very thin.
Return to oven for 30 minutes (cake may crack) Insert knife to see if done.
May need even more time. Continue baking in 5 minute increments and test
after each 5 minutes. Serve with whipped cream/cool whip.

This cake is very moist on the bottom. Better if made one or two days
before serving OR serve it warm.
Hmmmmmmmm!!!!!

[vols fan]

Checkers,I got me a gallon of pecan pie moonshine. Taste just like pecan pie.Aint much left but dammit boy thats some good stuff.Got 2 gallons coming from Virginia that taste like apple cobbler. Best shine in the world

[ToDaClub]

Just in time for the Holidays,
If you Fat Boys really want to grow up to Big and FAT
like me, this recipe is a Must!

So if I already exceed those sizes, what happens to me?


Signed,

KBSooner21

[vols fan]

So if I already exceed those sizes, what happens to me?


Signed,

KBSooner21

[insidethe8thpol]

So if I already exceed those sizes, what happens to me?

Also, can I substitute KY Jelly instead of using Vegetable shortening ??



Signed,

KBSooner21

[ToDaClub]

Checkers,I got me a gallon of pecan pie moonshine. Taste just like pecan pie.Aint much left but dammit boy thats some good stuff.Got 2 gallons coming from Virginia that taste like apple cobbler. Best shine in the world
Her iz me out makn sum shine jut lat wek!

What's the recipe for that??

[vols fan]

What's the recipe for that??

That looks like some good old fashioned White Lightnin right there. Just by looking at his set up I can promise you that shit in the jar will light your ass up.

[ToDaClub]

That looks like some good old fashioned White Lightnin right there. Just by looking at his set up I can promise you that shit in the jar will light your ass up.

LMFAO, It's Russian Vodka, my man Vols knows his MoonShine!!!

[vols fan]

LMFAO, It's Russian Vodka, my man Vols knows his MoonShine!!!

you have some high expectations of me if you expect me to tell the difference between Vodka and Moonshine in a mason jar just by looking at it on a computer screen

[kbsooner21]

Thanks for the recipe JCheck. I'll defintely try this out this weekend after I get done quilting.

Signed,

Club

[insidethe8thpol]

What's the recipe for that??

Boil 2 of grampa's odor eaters
Add in 3 pairs of Granny's Wednesday, Thursday & Friday undergarments
6 drops of Rattlesnack venom
9 catfish gills
1 tooth from a guy named BobbyJimRickSteve
14 cloves of Garlic
1 Lemon Wedge

Bring to a boil and simmer for 28 months

Add in:

2 quarts of Pennzoil 30 weight motor oil
6 Gallons of Aqua Velva

As soon as it starts to smoke, pour contents into a 55 gallon drum

Before closing lid, add in 1 tube sock from from a 1 legged alligator wrestler (must be left legged only)

Secure lid

Open in 45 days & be happy

[vols fan]

Thanks for the recipe JCheck. I'll defintely try this out this weekend after I get done quilting.

Signed,

Club

If I bring you a mason jar with clear liquid what would be your first guess at what it is. Old snow bunny Club is trying to give me shit

[insidethe8thpol]

Thanks for the recipe JCheck. I'll defintely try this out this weekend after I get done quilting.

Signed,

Club

Dont make fun of Club. His quilt that he made for Lance Armstrong winning the Tour de France was excellent, excellent quality. You would have thought Lance was actually riding that bike. The resemblance was awesome.

[vols fan]

Give this to your wives and Thank me Later!


PECAN PIE CAKE
(Insulated pan: Oven@ 350 / Uninsulated pan: Oven 325)

Step 1:
Get some ANTIFREEZE- VERY THICK. Pour into 9 X 13 pan,
sprayed with vege. shortening.
Bake for 25 minutes.

Step 2:
Combine: ANTIFREEZE, C sugar, 1 C white Karo syrup, 1 stick marg/butter, melted,
Serve with whipped cream/cool whip.

Hmmmmmmmm!!!!!

Damn Checkers.Thats kinda mean bro.

[ToDaClub]

you have some high expectations of me if you expect me to tell the difference between Vodka and Moonshine in a mason jar just by looking at it on a computer screen

It was a compliment, I don't know much about moonshine, but I figure white lightning and Vodka are pretty close.