Tuck Fexas!!!!

[10DimeBry]

LMAO its gonna be a long week around here i can tell already

[shoeman530]

Someone needs to explain to Chado what the diagramed picture represents.

[kbsooner21]

[jcindaville]

[jcindaville]

[jcindaville]

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[kbsooner21]

[vols fan]

Nobody gets him fired up like JC.Glad to see you back giving him shit

[vols fan]

KB,did you miss this yesterday?No way you can't comment on it

[kbsooner21]

KB,did you miss this yesterday?No way you can't comment on it

OMG, I don't know how I missed it but I did

Fucking Fan is a sick fuck

[screwtape]

1. What do you call a drug ring in Austin ?
A huddle.



2. Four Texas Longhorns in a car , who's driving?
The police.



3. The Longhorns have adopted a new "Honor System".
Yes your Honor , No your Honor.



4. The UT Longhorns knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator:
F. Lee Bailey .



5 How do the UT Longhorns spend their first week at fall practice?
Studying their Miranda Rights.



6. What do you say to a Longhorn in a nice suit?
Will the defendant please rise?



7. If you see a Longhorn football player on a bike , why don't you swerve to hit him?
It might be your bike!



8. The Longhorns employ scouts.
not to scout high school kids, but to look out for cops .



9. I heard a rumor that the Texas Department of Corrections plans to build a new prison in Austin , Texas
so the Texas Football team can walk to practice.



10. What do you call it , when a Longhorn goes on vacation?
Time off for good behavior.



11. Why couldn't the Longhorn get into a huddle on the football field?
It's a parole violation to associate with known felons.


12. One positive thing....obviously Coach Mack Brown isnt paying his players if they have to resort to robbing people.



13. Book 'em , Horns!

well, there is a reason mack browns most effective recruiting tool is a police scanner.

[kbsooner21]

well, there is a reason mack browns most effective recruiting tool is a police scanner.

[kbsooner21]

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