Tuck Fexas!!!!

[vols fan]

Had a meeting after lunch. Sucked balls

So your admiting that you sucked balls after lunch.

[kbsooner21]

[vols fan]

Fixin to go to Hooters for a cold beer.You boys have a good night

[jmarty6969]

So your admiting that you sucked balls after lunch.

lolway too much protein buddy u r swelling up like a longhorn

[kbsooner21]

[kbsooner21]

[vols fan]

lolway too much protein buddy u r swelling up like a longhorn

[shoeman530]

Apparently after lunch, KB googled for more Texas/Oklahoma jpegs....

[kbsooner21]

1. What do you call a drug ring in Austin ?
A huddle.



2. Four Texas Longhorns in a car , who's driving?
The police.



3. The Longhorns have adopted a new "Honor System".
Yes your Honor , No your Honor.



4. The UT Longhorns knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator:
F. Lee Bailey .



5 How do the UT Longhorns spend their first week at fall practice?
Studying their Miranda Rights.



6. What do you say to a Longhorn in a nice suit?
Will the defendant please rise?



7. If you see a Longhorn football player on a bike , why don't you swerve to hit him?
It might be your bike!



8. The Longhorns employ scouts.
not to scout high school kids, but to look out for cops .



9. I heard a rumor that the Texas Department of Corrections plans to build a new prison in Austin , Texas
so the Texas Football team can walk to practice.



10. What do you call it , when a Longhorn goes on vacation?
Time off for good behavior.



11. Why couldn't the Longhorn get into a huddle on the football field?
It's a parole violation to associate with known felons.


12. One positive thing....obviously Coach Mack Brown isnt paying his players if they have to resort to robbing people.



13. Book 'em , Horns!

[shoeman530]

KB - you headed to Dallas for the game?

[kbsooner21]

KB - you headed to Dallas for the game?

No, got some racing going on with my buddy's kid this weekend. Heading to the dirt track Saturday night after the game. Could be the drunkest son of a bitch in the pits

[shoeman530]

No, got some racing going on with my buddy's kid this weekend. Heading to the dirt track Saturday night after the game. Could be the drunkest son of a bitch in the pits

Sounds pretty safe to me..

[jcheckers]

Great Thread KB!

[kbsooner21]

[kbsooner21]