Work Firewall solution

[griffey_mojo]

New Circumventor site at:
http://www.boringcrab.com/

That'll get you past the mid-point of the week!

-Bennett

"Courtesy is really important on a date. Once I got in so much trouble with a girl because I didn't open the car door for her. Instead I just swam up to the surface." -Emo Philips

[griffey_mojo]

New Circumventor at:
http://www.coldcaptive.com/

Sorry for the delay. That extra day in February took it all out of me. Hope this one helps you out!

-Bennett

Darth Vader: "Luke... I know what you're getting for Christmas."
Luke: "How do you know, father?"
Darth Vader: "Luke... I felt your presents."

[griffey_mojo]

We've set up a new Circumventor site:
http://www.berryspear.com/

A note about using these sites with Facebook: the first time you attempt to sign in to Facebook using one of these Circumventors, you get taken to a page that says "never enter your Facebook password on sites not located on Facebook.com". But then on THAT page, if you enter your e-mail address and password AGAIN, for some reason that time it logs you in successfully.

Hope you all had a nice St. Patrick's Day! Of course if you're using these proxies because you live in a censored Middle Eastern country, then you can't drink, and if you're using these because you're in high school, then you can't drink, and if you're using these because you're in the armed services fighting for our country overseas, but you're not 21 yet, then you can't drink (boooo!), so... I guess what I mean is, hope you had a nice Monday.

-Bennett

'I was walking down the street the other day when I saw a guy who looked just like a guy I grew up with. So I walked up to him and said: "Why Dickie Jones, you old so-and-so, how are you? I haven't seen you since we were five!" And I smacked him on the back...which is when he started to cry. And I thought, "Wait a minute...if this was really Dickie Jones...he would've grown up too.' -Emo Philips

[griffey_mojo]

New one just set up:
http://www.clovertrain.com/

Happy Easter! Happy Passover! Happy Spring Break!

-Bennett

"Would you care for a cup of coffee?" "If it was lonely, and needed a good home..." -Pearls Before Swine

[griffey_mojo]

We've set up a new Circumventor site at:
http://www.grimgalaxy.com/

Sorry for the delay getting out the latest Circumventor. I had a flurry of work land on my plate from my "other" jobs, and then was sick for about a week, and then a trip out of town with my Mom to see a grandmother who is probably passing away soon. She always brightened everyone she knew, and even to the end there are still (this is true) guys fighting over her in the nursing home. We had a nice last talk, and she said she's proud of the work I've been doing to help bypass censorship, even though she doesn't understand exactly how it works, she thought it was cool.

Anyway, this setting up and mailing out of Circumventor sites is still largely a one-person operation, which grinds to a halt if I'm sick or otherwise unavailable; we realize that many people are depending on our services, so I'm working on making it work more like a "real business" where there will be other people able to help out while I'm gone, so that our users won't be left without help.

Thanks to everyone who sent thoughtful messages asking if I was dead, or what.

Hope you've all been well the last couple of weeks and hope the latest Circumventor helps you out!

-Bennett

[griffey_mojo]

We've set up a new one at:
http://www.shoehammer.com/

Use wisely!

-Bennett

A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer and a mop."

[griffey_mojo]

We've set up a new one at:
http://www.goldenglider.com/

Hang on a little longer, it's almost summer!

-Bennett

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." -Mitch Hedberg

[griffey_mojo]

New Circumventor at:
http://www.shinyfrost.com/

-Bennett

"When you put in a DVD it always says, 'This film has been formatted to fit your television.' Uh... can you imagine if it wasn't?!" -Steven Wright

[griffey_mojo]

New one out at:
http://www.gravyraven.com/

-Bennett
p.s. add me on Facebook if you want!
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=500758930



"When I was little, I was embarrassed because I thought I was a bedwetter. Then I found out bedwetters wet their beds in their sleep. I was just lazy." -Dan Cummins

[griffey_mojo]

We've set up a new Circumventor at:
https://www.bowlerbike.com/

Note that you can type either 'http' or 'https' at the beginning of the Web address (URL) for the Circumventor. Sometimes it's blocked if you use http, but then you can get through using https instead.

Hope you're all recovered from your wild Mother's Day parties!

-Bennett

p.s. add me on Facebook if you want
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=500758930

"My principal said to me, 'I could expel you!' I said, 'You'll have to catch and eat me first, you weirdo.'" -Emo Philips

[griffey_mojo]

We've set up a new Circumventor at:
http://www.ratsmoker.com/

(Remember, if it's blocked using 'http', try putting 'https' in front of it instead.)

-Bennett

"I could tell you things about my ex-wife, who shall remain nameless, if I'm ever left alone at her tombstone with a sandblaster." -Emo Philips

[griffey_mojo]

The latest and greatest:
http://www.glowingrat.com/

(Remember if it's blocked using 'http' in front, try using 'https' instead.)

"If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody's there to hear it, I hope it lands on a philosophy professor." -Stephen Colbert

[griffey_mojo]

We've set up a new Circumventor at:
http://www.pianochaser.com/

Happy trails,

-Bennett

A farmer is out in his woods filling a bucket with fruit, when he hears some women skinny-dipping in a pond on his property. He goes to have a look, but they see him coming and submerge themselves completely in the water. "Go away, you dirty old man," said one of them, "we're not coming out until you leave!"
"Oh, that's all right," said the farmer, holding up the bucket. "I'm just here to feed the alligators."

[griffey_mojo]

We've set up a new Circumventor at:
http://www.closetfoot.com/
Refrigerate after opening!

-Bennett

A man is driving when he sees a nun hitch-hiking and gives her a lift in his car. A few miles later he sees a lawyer walking by the side of the road. Out of force of habit, he veers to the side of the road hoping to hit the lawyer with his car. But at the last minute, he remembers that he has a nun in the car with him, so he swerves to avoid hitting the lawyer.
Feeling guilty and awkward, he eventually says to the nun sitting beside him, "I'm sorry I almost hit that lawyer."
"That's OK," says the nun, "I got him with the door!"

[griffey_mojo]

We've set up a new Circumventor at:
http://www.toothmallet.com/

-Bennett

"My grandfather came here from Ireland, in search of a better life. Then my grandmother came after him." - Brian Kiley