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    Hello fellows. My buddy and I went on this swingers train ride. Thats exacatly what it was. First of all you sign up and agree to all the rules. All the men and all the women 40 men 40 women put their ID in a locked box. Your drawn at random who you are paired up with for the entire ride. Well i was kind a nervous because there was some women of every shape and size. Well I lucked out and got a pretty hot 47 year old. She was a liitle old for me but when she took her false teeth out and her tongue was pierced Herbie absoletly went Bannanas. She knew more tricks then a a raped ape. Her bunghole was tighter then two fingers in a frogs ass. so good thing I took some Carmex.. George my buddy didnt fare so well he hooked with a much younger lady that turned out to be a lesbian. Before he figured it out she had stuck her doubleheaded dildo right in Georges poop shoot. Talked about peeved he still cant sit down. All the way home he bitched why would a dike go on a train ride with a bunch of men I replied you do look kind a girly . And maybe she thought about changing her ways but she changed her mind when she senn ou.........

  • #2
    I can't tell. Is this for real, or is this a joke?

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    • #3
      Originally posted by knowlez
      Hello fellows. My buddy and I went on this swingers train ride. Thats exacatly what it was. First of all you sign up and agree to all the rules. All the men and all the women 40 men 40 women put their ID in a locked box. Your drawn at random who you are paired up with for the entire ride. Well i was kind a nervous because there was some women of every shape and size. Well I lucked out and got a pretty hot 47 year old. She was a liitle old for me but when she took her false teeth out and her tongue was pierced Herbie absoletly went Bannanas. She knew more tricks then a a raped ape. Her bunghole was tighter then two fingers in a frogs ass. so good thing I took some Carmex.. George my buddy didnt fare so well he hooked with a much younger lady that turned out to be a lesbian. Before he figured it out she had stuck her doubleheaded dildo right in Georges poop shoot. Talked about peeved he still cant sit down. All the way home he bitched why would a dike go on a train ride with a bunch of men I replied you do look kind a girly . And maybe she thought about changing her ways but she changed her mind when she senn ou.........

      don't get it at all....please explain

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      • #4
        Does no one remember the old Herbweiser?

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        • #5
          Herbie the love bug?
          MLB (2014): (3-4) -.9 units

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          • #6
            Originally posted by weazel079
            Herbie the love bug?
            I guess you could say that

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            • #7
              Originally posted by kbsooner21
              I guess you could say that
              as steely would say "The road to rome"
              I love it
              updated thru 4/04 play

              CFB: (0-1) 1.05 units
              NFL: (0-0) 0.0 units

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              • #8
                i like it herbie the love cock

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                • #9
                  Herbieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
                  Questions, comments, complaints:
                  [email protected]

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