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[wayne1218]

Hey buddy, beggars can't be choosers

You can't live that far from a brothel. Use it!

[jcindaville]

There is a nice looking 60 yr old or so at my work and I guarantee

You would fuck a snake if i held it still

Shit, i see you have already admitted to that

[jcindaville]

A man after my own heart. You and I could get along great !!
If's its breathing, its "hitable" And sometimes, breathing isn't a prerequisite.

OMG

[BettorsChat]

what 18 year old guy would want to fuck a leathery 54 yr old snatch

We have a regular virgin poster on this site that's not much older than that

[BettorsChat]

There is a nice looking 60 yr old or so at my work and I guarantee

Like I said is there anything with 2 or 4 legs that you wouldn't hit

[jcindaville]

Like I said is there anything with 2 or 4 legs that you wouldn't hit

4 legs

[BettorsChat]

Tony, problem here is the bars stay open all night so you don't stop at 2:00. We got 2-3 more hours and they get prettier by the drink, I mean hour.
True story - About 3-4 weeks ago, myself and a buddy of mine, who is a cop, were out drinking. He saw this waitress he knew from a coffee shop. She weighed about 200 lbs (maybe more). He tells me we can both get a blow job. I told him I wasn't drunk enough, but the more I drank, I swear she kept losing weight. After a few hours, she was 130 lbs. We each went outside, got our blowjob and went home. He calls me the next day bitching me out because he just saw her and said she was fat again !!
Sometimes the wrong "head" thinks for you.

You're in New Orleans? Where almost everything doesn't open until 10 AM which was weird for me when first visiting there.

[kbsooner21]

You're in New Orleans? Where almost everything doesn't open until 10 AM which was weird for me when first visiting there.

Is it cause they stay open so late?

[BettorsChat]

Is it cause they stay open so late?

Yeah, now I know that.

When did you cross 28k ? Congrats