Hope You Don't Get This Fax From Wife

[wayne1218]

A man after my own heart. You and I could get along great !!

After reading the 1st two lines, the only thing that came to mind was you & kb in "Deliverance"!

[baseballdave]

huge exception to the rule......i would rather hit a nice 35 yr old than an 18 yr old anyways

I'll take the one you don't want !!!

[TwoTonTony]

A man after my own heart. You and I could get along great !!
If's its breathing, its "hitable" And sometimes, breathing isn't a prerequisite.

wow......sounds like you go ugly early

[kbsooner21]

I'll see you all in the morning

[wayne1218]

wow......sounds like you go ugly early

lol... That's what i was thinking. Hide the woman and children. Dave ... Take a deep breath buddy!

[baseballdave]

lol... That's what i was thinking. Hide the woman and children. Dave ... Take a deep breath buddy!

You know the saying that she can "be a 2 at 10:00 and then becomes a 10 at 2:00". My motto is why wait till 2:00? Hit it early then you got time for more !!
Remember, I'm in New Orleans.

[wayne1218]

You know the saying that she can "be a 2 at 10:00 and then becomes a 10 at 2:00". My motto is why wait till 2:00? Hit it early then you got time for more !!
Remember, I'm in New Orleans.

I hear ya' dave but i would rather hold out until late, rather than go ugly. Hell, if you strike out at the bar, i think a hand release still would sound better than romancing a War Pig!

[TwoTonTony]

i prefer the 3 second rule.....if you see a girl you want to talk to move in within 3 seconds otherwise you appear to be wierd or a stalker.....if this does not work repeat with another one...if you run out of time go home and jerk off......then start over tomorrow.....no need to fuck ugly chciks....I do not subscribe to the "they are all 10's with the lights off" theory....cuz eventually the sun comes up and it is even uglier than the night before....

[WayneChung]

I hear ya' dave but i would rather hold out until late, rather than go ugly. Hell, if you strike out at the bar, i think a hand release still would sound better than romancing a War Pig!

WHATS WORSE BOSS IS WHEN YOU ROMANCE THE WARPIG IN A BLACKOUT AND YOU RUN INTO HER ABOUT A MONTH LATER IN A CLUB AND SHES CALLING YOU HONEY AND STUFF-AT LEAST YOU KNOW YOU BONED HER GOOD IN YOUR BLACKOUT-LOL !!

[baseballdave]

i prefer the 3 second rule.....if you see a girl you want to talk to move in within 3 seconds otherwise you appear to be wierd or a stalker.....if this does not work repeat with another one...if you run out of time go home and jerk off......then start over tomorrow.....no need to fuck ugly chciks....I do not subscribe to the "they are all 10's with the lights off" theory....cuz eventually the sun comes up and it is even uglier than the night before....

When you wake up with ugly, you know what thats called - "Coyote Ugly" I've gnawed my arm off many times. Problem is my arm keeps growing back !!

[TwoTonTony]

When you wake up with ugly, you know what thats called - "Coyote Ugly" I've gnawed my arm off many times. Problem is my arm keeps growing back !!

you are a much braver man than me........

[baseballdave]

you are a much braver man than me........

Tony, problem here is the bars stay open all night so you don't stop at 2:00. We got 2-3 more hours and they get prettier by the drink, I mean hour.
True story - About 3-4 weeks ago, myself and a buddy of mine, who is a cop, were out drinking. He saw this waitress he knew from a coffee shop. She weighed about 200 lbs (maybe more). He tells me we can both get a blow job. I told him I wasn't drunk enough, but the more I drank, I swear she kept losing weight. After a few hours, she was 130 lbs. We each went outside, got our blowjob and went home. He calls me the next day bitching me out because he just saw her and said she was fat again !!
Sometimes the wrong "head" thinks for you.

[TwoTonTony]

Tony, problem here is the bars stay open all night so you don't stop at 2:00. We got 2-3 more hours and they get prettier by the drink, I mean hour.
True story - About 3-4 weeks ago, myself and a buddy of mine, who is a cop, were out drinking. He saw this waitress he knew from a coffee shop. She weighed about 200 lbs (maybe more). He tells me we can both get a blow job. I told him I wasn't drunk enough, but the more I drank, I swear she kept losing weight. After a few hours, she was 130 lbs. We each went outside, got our blowjob and went home. He calls me the next day bitching me out because he just saw her and said she was fat again !!
Sometimes the wrong "head" thinks for you.

never been with a fat chick so i can not comment other than they do not do it for me....regardless of how much i drink......i have done chicks who have been not as pretty...but i can not do the chubby chasing.....my cock would not work....the key is to meet someone a little hotter....why wait until 3 or 4 in the morning....get em while you are sober so the beer does not do your choosing

[wayne1218]

never been with a fat chick so i can not comment other than they do not do it for me....regardless of how much i drink......i have done chicks who have been not as pretty...but i can not do the chubby chasing.....my cock would not work....the key is to meet someone a little hotter....why wait until 3 or 4 in the morning....get em while you are sober so the beer does not do your choosing

Mine doesn't work either on those hefty girls. I don't care how much i drink, they do not look any better or skinnier. Some guys love big woman and some guys don't. I'm certainly on the don't side and i've never been tempted to try one out.

[kbsooner21]

Mine doesn't work either on those hefty girls. I don't care how much i drink, they do not look any better or skinnier. Some guys love big woman and some guys don't. I'm certainly on the don't side and i've never been tempted to try one out.

Hey buddy, beggars can't be choosers